Maddy Mussen

award-winning freelance features writer / @theldnstandard / words in @guardian @vice @thetimes / [email protected] 📧 [email protected]

[Maddy Mussen @maddy_mussen]

I am writing to you under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 to ask if u are mad at me

[Jake Sharpe @JakeSharpeBBC]

It’s all fun and games now but imagine seeing and hearing that on the Dorset coast in the 8th century

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[dutty lumba @tightolesou]

why don't you wear a sundress miss boy

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

💯

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

Very weird case today at Westminster Mags- police believe a neighbour of Heaven nightclub used AI to create false statements from local residents who didn’t exist, to oppose the club’s reopening

https://t.co/BFn5NQYTKH

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

🎯🎯🎯

[Maddy Mussen @maddy_mussen]

fair take but i don't think we need to fix "how shelves work". i think shelves work pretty well actually

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

"Blaming Geese for hiring a TikTok marketing firm is like blaming a cereal brand for paying for shelf space at eye level. Every supermarket charges for placement, and it means the brand with less money ends up on the bottom shelf. That's a legitimate problem, but the answer is to fix how shelves work, not to accuse Cheerios of fraud."

https://t.co/n4r97a1wU2

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Tina Fey needs to sue him for Tracy Jordan side quests copyright infringement

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[Kit Wilson @kitwilsonwriter]

For Cronk Magazine I wrote about why gen-upsilon loves frozen soup, how Quinne Lips became meta-pop’s iconic empathgirl, and why minimalismaxxing is kind of in, but also kind of not in, and why this doesn’t matter, but might in three hundred years.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

[throwing up after 10th margarita]

me: oh no I'm allergic to limes

[Maddy Mussen @maddy_mussen]

@s_nichonghaile @swklibdems Hey Sorcha! I'm a journalist for The London Standard, can you follow me back so I can DM you about something? Thank you!

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Who could have predicted

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

We live in hell

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

the gay guys are out in brooklyn in their giant japris and baby tees that groundhog is DEAD!!!!