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[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Adulting has humbled me a lot. I finally understand why so many adults stop posting on social media or even deactivate their accounts.

[hil @plume__]

it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs @Younglordsean]

Content creation is giving ppl personality disorders im so sorry lol that’s not for everyone to do

[JACOB EVERETT @blauer_geist]

Started watching an episode of How It’s Made about aluminum foil but turned it off because it started with a big block of aluminum without explaining how the big block of aluminum was made.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

I was signing documents and my wife said I look handsome

[lex @lexlisbon]

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[chris @ATR3lDES]

as soon as you start going to the movies alone, you’ll never go back im so serious

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i saw a TikTok about a girl saying how she doesn't stay mad for long because either she's going to figure it out, or there's nothing that can be done about it. and as simple as that sounds is as simple as it is really

[shrimpi 🍤 @omnicshrimp]

Remember that twin

[Pocket @islandthembo]

oh vanilla let me tune into your twitch stream more often you just made a fan out of me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

rape really should get u life cuz why yo brain wired to do that to somebody