maggie

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

searching for friends who want to talk about harry styles as much as I want to talk about harry styles

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

selling my pancreas, appendix, or a lung (for taylor swift ticket money). DM if interested😇

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

they just don’t make movies like this anymore - me, watching the hot chick

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

is nothing sacred anymore??😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BARNEY’ will return with a new animated series in 2024.

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

the american experience is actually your prescription being delayed bc your insurance won’t cover your current script and demands you use a “different brand” but the only difference is the label

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

I have to be honest that Topher kid from tiktok is frightening

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

@elizabethcurtin the Pagemaster soundtrack🔥

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

being a grown adult and having a “crush” is 10/10 embarrassing

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

@elizabethcurtin it’s really okay lizzie you can have him😅

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

hypothetically… if you found a middle aged man leaving creepy comments on teenage girls tiktoks wwyd?

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

okay what organ do I have to sell to get floor seats at a harry styles concert?

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

we’ve gotta find a way to keep the boomers off of twitter this used to be a safe place😩

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

@elizabethcurtin ferda🤙🏼🤙🏼

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

this but sorority recruitment

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

@elizabethcurtin

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

can u even name a better soup than french onion soup? no

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

2022 is going to be filled with so much love💖💖💖

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Sometimes I wonder if 20 months of a pandemic has had a mental impact on us

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

now everybody say THANK YOU TAYLOR

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

that girl asking Jack Harlow if he can read is hands down the funniest moment of 2021

[maggie @maggie_cripe]

holy shit I’ve missed college football