Maggie S

meh. She/her. Opinions expressed are my own.

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Every fact I learn about Fiona the hippo just makes me love her more @CincinnatiZoo

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This whole Olympics bullshit with Imane just shows how ignorant people are.

Like, I can sing every note of “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” flawlessly. Does that make me a man?

No, it just means I’m a gifted singer with incredible range.

Same rules apply. Hope she gets the gold

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How I imagine the U.S.A. Men’s Olympic teams convo went backstage

Brody Malone: Kinda worried, man. I can’t show any emotion or it’ll throw me off.

Asher Hong: No sweat, my guy, I’ve got enough hype and lung capacity for all of us plus 10 grown men

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Just convinced my 74-year-old dad to watch the Jenny video. Can’t wait to hear his righteous fury at Disney in about 4 hours

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My brother and I look out for each other

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Two years ago, an owl in our neighborhood made a nest and two owlets were born. My mom has eagerly awaited the next round of baby owls and that day has finally arrived

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@jordan50114795 But like, at a reasonable volume

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I gotta say, this couple is pretty dope. She’s pursuing a career and this man is psyched to support her and be a stay at home dad. I almost never see that on this show so it’s refreshing
#househunters

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I’d love nothing more than to hang out with Adrian but I know my fashion would be garbage compared to hers #househunters

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I’ve missed Adrienne so much!

(Also, disappointed to know that, apparently, the way to get a job in Paris is to get a freaking PhD in microbiology! I’m doomed.)

#househunters

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I love my family dearly but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I pay extra rent for a guest bedroom so they can “visit” #househunters

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Imagine my surprise seeing Damar Hamlin on the field! Just over a year ago he was in intensive care and now he’s playing his heart out!

Modern medicine is amazing. Let’s put AEDs everywhere

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I remember this couple. Her style was unreal. I never find dresses as cute as she did #househunters

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I love everything about this house! It’s so grand and elegant! I’d move in immediately and change nothing! #househunters

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@luv_2_h8_zillas

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Glad to see my #househunters folks are here! Happy Sunday night and hope y’all are staying warm cause I am NOT!

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@lynngotts Ugh! Hating these single digit temps, it was like -4 all day!

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This realtor needs to take me outfit shopping. Her style is impeccable! #househunters

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This #househunters episode proves we gotta fund the arts. This man studied at the actual art institute of Chicago and his work is BEAUTIFUL but he didn’t become an artist! Had to do dumb ass regular jobs instead of blessing the world with pretty paintings! I am incensed!

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She seems delightful and this episode has Richard! Already it’s a 10/10 episode #househunters