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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the war room!

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@UsingLyft Just sitting at my table quietly fantasizing about how much pussy he’s crushing on the apps.

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@lymanstoneky I just walk into the store and buy a gift card and I’ve gotten the credit. Maybe if you try to buy a digital one it’s an issue but I’ve never had a problem.

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@RobProvince He hasn't assimilated because, if you saw a picture of him, he has no choice.

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@trumwill If it wasn’t for mad men I bet Lucky Strike would have been forgotten.

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@EithanDHaimMD Doesn’t Canada off like a 1000 people a day using some sort of drug? How is this hard to do?

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@billybinion It would be a story people would pretend to forget about woke going going crazy

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@s0ymalia Also go look up a 2020 civic used with low miles they sell for like 20k. Go sell it somewhere else or negotiate better with the dealer. This is such a BS story.

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@stevegalaxius @constans @FudgeFuturistic Way better fraud protection in credit cards too. If I dispute a charge is way easier than doing it on a debit card

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@Mr5pin @PhilWMagness @ConceptualJames The issue is I live in an apartment and I can’t just install a charger in my garage. If I could I’d actually consider one.

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@jgrantaddison @NickClairmont1 Greta Thunberg

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@RAWigger Still can’t help but look like lesbians wearing a hat.

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@Mr5pin @PhilWMagness @ConceptualJames And if I can’t charge it at home because I don’t have a garage it loses all advantages.

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@growing_daniel I used to be big on gimlets but now I’m on the daiquiri train. It’s the superior summer cocktail

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@anjulipie @growing_daniel An olive in a gimlet? That sound awful.

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@tscardarius @TopG1765830 @StevenIsbell My point is to call it a niche fandom is wrong.

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@hypedmunch @Prisonmitch

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@tscardarius @TopG1765830 @StevenIsbell It sold 87 million copies but sure it’s a niche fandom

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@BruhDaniels1 @olutrain @FlickMythRob A lot of critics get free screeners of movies they review.

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@runclepennybags Also that dude is Greek and probably has never touched a real gun in his life so how the fuck does he even know what the recoil feels like. Spoiler it’s not that bad

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@ManaByte I discovered so much great Cuban big band music. I hope Radio Espantoso makes a come back.