@NikkiMegaplaza He gets to the front, "Listen MFers, none of us are leaving here until these debts are settled. And don't you worry, I'm not getting out without paying my part, here's the $200 I owe." He then starts reading off the debts to the dismay of the crowd.
@NikkiMegaplaza Could you imagine being the executor of that estate?
During the funeral, the priest is like, "and now a word from Deebo." Doors slam shut as Deebo walks slowly to the front of the room, eying up the whole crowd as he walks, tears streaming down his face.
We've all seen the videos about summoning a whole generation with a song. What about banishing one?
I was out at lunch with coworkers and Closing Time came on. Without even thinking, I asked for the check.
Keep in mind, this is an example of a lot of the scouting reports written about players that will be drafted tonight and over the next couple days. To all of you guys about to be picked or go undrafted, know that they are written by people who are incapable of fully understanding your potential, and that few things will bring you a greater smile than reading these reports at the end of a career that far exceeds the limitations within them.
Good luck Boys, welcome to the League