Chris

The man that made cool Aid say, 'Ohh Yeah' Curious novice in ICS, networking, security, life. Always happy to learn. he/him

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza He gets to the front, "Listen MFers, none of us are leaving here until these debts are settled. And don't you worry, I'm not getting out without paying my part, here's the $200 I owe." He then starts reading off the debts to the dismay of the crowd.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza Could you imagine being the executor of that estate?

During the funeral, the priest is like, "and now a word from Deebo." Doors slam shut as Deebo walks slowly to the front of the room, eying up the whole crowd as he walks, tears streaming down his face.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

We've all seen the videos about summoning a whole generation with a song. What about banishing one?

I was out at lunch with coworkers and Closing Time came on. Without even thinking, I asked for the check.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza What took so long?

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza That can be super dangerous. The HOA at my old condo used to require proof you got the vent cleaned out every year.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza I want one school to be like, hey we know you got a gown, if it's good shape wear it.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza What else you doing?

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza For your sake, I'm hoping you didn't go.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza I'm not familiar with mediocre phones. Does the lil orange switch turn off alarms too?

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Keep in mind, this is an example of a lot of the scouting reports written about players that will be drafted tonight and over the next couple days. To all of you guys about to be picked or go undrafted, know that they are written by people who are incapable of fully understanding your potential, and that few things will bring you a greater smile than reading these reports at the end of a career that far exceeds the limitations within them.

Good luck Boys, welcome to the League

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza Ugh, they don't have any good helmets?

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza Took me a while to find out what Funky Cold Medina was about. It was from the Wild Thing guy, can't be that bad. Yeah...

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza Same, I'd also be tempted to change it per opponent. My favorite is when the whole crowd sings along.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza Definitely better than the Braves. Though I'm not sure who 4 is.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@NikkiMegaplaza That is a scheduling nightmare.

[Chris @Majorlefty22]

@AidanLaPorta69 Fultz is another one I'd love to see.

[NEC Women's Bowling @necbowl]

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT ✅

Emily Brock guides @NiagaraBowling to a win in traditional play with a perfect game 👏‼️

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Hey PA, did we just have all 4 seasons in 24 hours?!!!