it smells like updog

shits and giggles│she/her│24│🇩🇿🇲🇽│SR💗│psych major Ψ │protect your energy🧘🏻‍♀️│support my small crystal jewelry business: @SetInStoneByM !

[it smells like updog @Makayla_Jaffe]

He’s got IBS and I love him <3

[🥷🏽💨 @ozomataisaslut]

smoking weed while doom scrolling on twitter is equivalent to our parents smoking cigarettes while reading newspapers

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Unproblematic people age so gracefully

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[taty @t4ty_]

A sensação de ser uma garota interessada em trabalho, dinheiro, maconha & sexo

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

trying to cope with the fact that everything is a fucking monthly subscription

[Faiza @sheesostubborn]

leaving a guy because he's not romantic enough is valid btw

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

after 5 cups of coffee

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[🐞 @phillobunny]

how it feels to smoke weed, eat food and masturbate

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Probably not a good sign when celebrities have to fund social services because the president won't.

[audrey🐾 @brutalbrinas]

I love snoopy so much I genuinely don't even know what to quote this with other than I just love him

[miguel @vccillator]

full moon saturday and donald trump is 80....

[titi @tinsiekins]

how it feels when you have a friend and you make plans with your friend and then you hang out with your friend

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

happy king tut day to all that celebrate!