malcom 🦀

just a guy

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@dingbatoclock @MirzaSaniyah @legotrillermoth Yeah, Leland can’t remember doing it until he’s in his cell and then dies immediately of shock.

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@imperfectforsab Her reaction is so Munch-coded

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@RezekJoe It’s all wrong

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@mhustlaa My nan used to describe time wasters as “tiddly fart arsing around”.

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@mhustlaa Fucking bell piece…

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These bot follows were from the last 24 hours.

[MUSKOSOPHY @muskosophy]

In 2022, Elon Musk promised, “We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

Two years later, the spam bots appear to have basically vanished from 𝕏.

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@ecto_fun @BigBird Pivoting to Jordan Peterson posting

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@ultrakillblast Ridley Scott as tea bag man.

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@poisonjr Rejected default wallpaper for windows 95

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@lorcychief I always thought it looked like The B-52s

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@lorcychief And green m&m is too sexy, where does it end?!?!

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@juhmeer Chekhov's spoon

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@kemutsemu I guess this is goodbye...

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@gullyvuhr @billieanania

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@kemutsemu Old World Blues (2011)

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@jon_speaks_ Charlie Brown had yeems

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@MarcusKeeley Can’t even look at the sky now coz of woke.

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@MarcusKeeley Same m.o

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@MoocherWalrus Igby goes down