Incredible Bullshitting Man

AKA former bank clerk Peter Jackson. One day I was transformed by a bizarre kitchen microwave accident into the man before you today.....No really, straight up.

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Jimmy Hill and his 'Hamburgers & Hotdogs' at Wembley Stadium.

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@_WORLD_CITY @OllieHolt22 Are you in the USA Oliver? Have you smoked some of their famous crack or crystal meth?

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@_WORLD_CITY @therealmissjo Maybe this is not a bad idea. Consider who would be featured in the future: Mary Seacole; Sadiq Khan; MLK; George Floyd etc.....

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@Ramma_____ Steve Hodge starts in my all time England team (post 1978).

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@FCBayern Agreed.....at walking football.

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@mancityneil @DHartley23404 I like it.

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@_WORLD_CITY @NickTenconi Who is 'Stephen Lawrence?' I never hear anything about him.

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@_WORLD_CITY @CPFCHQ @BBCLondonNews The video is even better. This has not been altered. This is how it was broadcast tonight on @BBCLondonNews

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@CPFCHQ Check out this caption on tonight's @BBCLondonNews. No, I am not making this up it was captioned 'Seagulls' by idiotic staff at the Beeb. Who are these idiots?

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@HLTCO Look at this dopey caption on tonight's @BBCLondonNews. No, I have not altered it. This is how it was broadcast. How stupid are the 'journalists' at the Beeb, who have named us after our hated rivals the south coast club, 'Seagulls'.

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@CPFC I am not making this up Steve. This is how @BBCLondonNews captioned their news item on our victory. I have not altered it. Can you believe it?

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@CPFC @BBCLondonNews you are an utter disgrace. Look at your caption on tonight's news item. Dubbing the mighty Eagles as the nickname of our hated rivals @OfficialBHAFC 'Seagulls' shows the world what useless cretins you are.

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His jackpot chances are receding faster than his hairline. #tippingpoint

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He needs to add a double extension for the rapidly expanding family. #tippingpoint

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@henrywinter I bet you were not saying this when they moved into the Olympic Stadium.

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@herecomestroy @henrywinter @WorldSoccerMag Yep, and Italy had an absolutely dreadful penalty shoot out, converting only 3 of 5, but luckily for them they came up against a team who were even worse!

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@henrywinter @WorldSoccerMag Henry keeps banging on about football because it is an earner for him. I've never known such little enthusiasm for an England squad or World Cup tournament, however this privileged privately-educated know-it-all will keep banging his pots and pans.

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@henrywinter Who are people? Please explain in your posts when referring to obscure individuals we have never heard of.

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@egamorb @henrywinter But not all-time. That is a certain Jimmy Greaves with 357 top-flight league goals. Not that anyone ever mentions it, particularly the @HenryWinter's of this world.

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@_WORLD_CITY @henrywinter The privately-educated, dripping with privilege, class like @HenryWinter have had it too good for too long. He is well overdue to be shelved and @BBCSport are a disgrace for giving him airtime.

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@henrywinter Yeah....caught a brief glimpse of the arrogant big head Garth Crooks entirely by accident earlier. A very narrow escape!