Date a princess, they said. She'll be all sweet and innocent, they said.
I wake up every day to this bitch choking down my morning wood.
Sweet and innocent my ass
@FervidHope Good, sleep in for once so I can wake you up instead.
And before you get too upset, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying that clearly these people do not know the real you.
@Tech_Head_V "I think we've done more than just see each other naked."
She smirked as she answered.
"At least, I think we have. Unless they were all fantasies. Sometimes I have a hard time telling the difference..."
She trailed off as she sipped her coffee, as though her mental health was-