itezmaria freitez @MariaFreitez - Twitter Profile

almost 14 years ago

i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/FfYZ3o56

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/OXshlVOm Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/pRszAB3J Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/wL8bwjHI i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes.

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/4V07oQWt Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?

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almost 14 years ago

My time machine and I go way back http://t.co/WCMhXhzQ

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almost 14 years ago

Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles. http://t.co/vYL4Bfy8

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almost 14 years ago

I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. http://t.co/b88Uzlq1

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/b88Uzlq1 2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life.

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about 14 years ago

I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first. http://t.co/OXshlVOm

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itezmaria freitez