Maria P

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

@themikedann It's never too early 😌, there's only Grinches 🙄

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Until you realise other people didn't see you socially drink and you're not just get your drink on before hitting up woolies for snacks

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Things I recommend: going to woolies tipsy to buy snacks. Lots of snacksssss

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Meant to be sleeping but instead I've had a million ideas for Bentley's Halloween costume. What is my life?

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Protect our pets: food regulations now! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/BUZ2emobPV via @ChangeAUS

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Waiting for Bentley to eat my assignment. C'mon buddy don't let me down 🐶

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

First day of my annual leave for a week and I can already feel it's going far too quick 😨😨

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Well ain't next week going to be fun af.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Which I think is just as productive when he becomes famous and then I won't need to do my assignments anymore!

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

I should probably start my assignments tomorrow however I'll probably end up setting up Bentley an Instagram account instead.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

I think I've had a rather productive weekend, I taught Bentley to jump through a hoop.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

I truly pride myself on being the most extra dog mum you'll ever meet.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Up early taking Bentley to his VIP pawty he was invited to. He's got his bowtie on and he's pumped!

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

I'm romantic af. Cute walks together? Nah I just need you for the poop.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Waiting for Scott to get home so we can take Bentley for a walk. I still can't bend over to pick up a poo if he does one. That's why I need to bring Scott 💩

[ⓋⓐⓖⒷⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ @VagBubbles]

Apparently someone put a fighting fish in a tequila bottle for decoration on #HouseRules?
This makes me so fucking mad. This is NOT okay and the fact it was allowed and aired on TV is fucking disgusting.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Well my sim better hit up the gym then! https://t.co/FVGzfMQDjX

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to a study, women lost weight just from watching their virtual reality avatars practicing healthy lifestyles.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Chilling with Bentley while I spam Scott with dog videos because I'm a fun partner like that.

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

1am, still awake. Struggling to fall asleep while in pain despite being exhausted af

[Maria P @MariaSIMPLEPLAN]

Otherwise I'd be walking my ass to the doctor's this afternoon haha