Mark Koopman

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[Mark Koopman @MarkKoopman1]

@I_H8_liberals @KremlinTrolls The picture he’s showing has the Empire State Building taller than the Willis Tower. Even his stupid comparisons are wrong

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@BeTheBallGolfCo You watch videos of the Danny Willet Masters while you play golf?

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@taskmasterfan Saw RTOJ when I was 8. Three times. I can clearly remember the marquee at my local theatre up all summer

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@soupformy_fam This is not shade towards hot tubs. This is shade towards MPLS.

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This

[Nick Miller @NicholasMMiller]

I think there are two QB competitions going on right now with the Vikings.

1. JJ is trying to reclaim his right to potentially be the long term franchise QB as he was drafted to be

2. Kyler is trying to earn a market rate contract and become the franchise QB of another team 1/

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@DexsTweets "A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who"

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@fried_egg_golf @golfpridegrips @willknightsTFE Have you considered the loop of:
⛳️ Como Golf Course
⛳️ Meadowbrook Golf Coyrse
⛳️ Chomonix Golf Course
⛳️ Hiawatha Golf Course

$80 per person and Glizzies at the turn are on you

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@nickhaltermpls @MatthewColler Why do I feel like this story is missing a “snowmobile rally-sex assault” piece?

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@ANGC_burner Bro they just had Cam Young choke, give them at least a day off

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Is there an incognito mode for Chat GPT?

[Mark Koopman @MarkKoopman1]

@DailyNorseman _I mean not this past year, no. Ohhh. That Bears home game tho and the blown kickoff return coverage that cost us the playoffs

Well not last year tho. Ohh that Detroit game that cost us the #1 seed.
Giants WC game? Blown out by the Packers on Opening day 2020? 2017 NFCCG? …..

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@thorku Needle!

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@CbusCardGuy @TheVolumeSports @TheHerd 26 tweets about this and I’m your first reply. Makes me think @colincowherd and @jasonrmcintyre are probably right. Please don’t reply to me tho

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@MatthewColler Damn! I grew up two blocks from Rising Sun Dojo in St. Paul and I can remember seeing Browner train thru the windows.
He was my Minnesota Vikings “Ronnie Lott”

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@BizzyBones11 Bones Wild’n

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@JonKrawczynski

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@MatthewColler

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@SneakerReporter Put it in the Louvre

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@Cam_Jourdan It’s just a competitive marketing campaign against McDonalds

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@JasonSobelGolf Al Gore had a similar experience in Florida