mark normand

New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!

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Comedy! New special out now on @Netflix folks. #nonetoopleased

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2 more towers are going down in NYC tonight #knicks

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The spurs are nun too pleased

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This month the Hormuz better not be a strait

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Another dildo on the court

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Dating app for construction workers = stud finder

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Not everyone has a take. #comedy

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You never see a poor person refer to money as ‘capital’

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She’s unarmed

[New York Post @nypost]

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

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so distracted, I thought that was Elon

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People need to stop hanging out in vicinities, that’s where all the shootings happen

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.

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Never thought I’d see a guy wearing a mask on fox

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Fox news just aired a man wearing a mask on LIVE TV!

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Bad timing to eliminate snacks on flights

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: TSA now allows medical marijuana on flights — in both carry-on & checked bags.

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Nice to see a woman finish early for once

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

RONDA ROUSEY SUBMITS GINA CARANO VIA ARMBAR IN 17 SECONDS

#RouseyCarano

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Friend: marriage oof, same woman everyday for the rest of your life.

Me: You’ve clearly never been married cuz she’s a different person every single day

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

John Travolta at the 79th Cannes Film Festival.

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Smallcox

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.