mark normand

New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!

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Comedy! New special out now on @Netflix folks. #nonetoopleased

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It’s a poly market

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: West Hollywood, California, votes unanimously to legally recognize throuples, foursomes, & other multi-partner relationships.

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TikTok is Fox News for the left

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Everyone hates when a neighborhood gets gentrified until the king size snickers hits your candy bag #Halloween

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Everyone I know with commitment issues has multiple tattoos

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The 3rd hike

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

New PFP 👀

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They should Sioux

[New York Post @nypost]

Native American group demands Commanders reinstate ‘Redskins’ name https://t.co/fbs5bMg9Be

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“Reminds me of that tragedy”

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Two have already been sold to tiger woods

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

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“No child of mine is watching a black mermaid!”

Same guy: “Tonight we live stream the execution as a family”

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution

https://t.co/jKZ9kHCanI

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Games to officially start on 7-11

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: India is formally seeking to host the 2036 Summer Olympics.

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Cock Martens

[Edmonton Dude (Sambuca Sam) @Edmontondude]

I need these!

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“Just the tip”

[Bet105 @bet_105]

BREAKING🚨

OG Anunoby has seemingly been spotted in dwarf content creator Erika Calabrese’s Instagram DMs

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We used to be a country

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator
https://t.co/S2Bb2qIDva

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Please be the next episode of bar rescue

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. https://t.co/FuaTxqqjso

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Blowing up children = baby boomers

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Handshake at a black fraternity

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Someone find this man and give him a raise

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Doggy Style

[New York Post @nypost]

Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops https://t.co/W2fBUi6Kz5

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Schindler’s List is good but a little too campy