Mark Waldrop

#pizza #puns #music
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[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

Make Twitter Bird Again #MTBA

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo to replace Nyck de Vries at AlphaTauri for the rest of the 2023 season

#F1

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

OTD in 2016, @taureanprince defined a "rebound" 🤣

#MarchMadness

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

@djspisme Hard pass

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

GROSS https://t.co/5YZIpfiyO5

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Passion of the Christ
2 Passion 2 Christ
The Passion of the Christ: Gnostic Drift
Passion & Christ
Passion Five
Passion & Christ 6
Christ 7
The Fate of the Christ

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

@stuthesmith Good?

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

The M in M Night Shyamalan stands for Movies

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Superman, knuckles bloodied, sweating buckets, breathing hard - "Please. I don't want to hurt you. Just. Stay. Down."

Chumbawamba - "I'm sorry Clark. You know I can't do that."

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When I realize we’re closer to the year 2050 than the year 1990.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes with lots of seats but they’re only available if you’re mean enough to low-level employees.

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

@prophiphop Don’t know if you’ve tried it, but butter is pretty amazing.

[greg @greg16676935420]

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 15. Jokes on them because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

[soulja boy voice] YULE

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

I used to get paid to hate U2.

But now, I’m pro Bono.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.

will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

[Mark Waldrop @marktheshark]

Lord Chewie Bagel of Trader Joes

[Vianne Max. 🐉🦊🐝 @TheAnaheraRebel]

Lady Inkhoney of Fortnum & Mason.🤔 Yeah, that tracks.😁

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

Are you being persecuted? An evergreen flowchart. https://t.co/wLXgeM4D17 (tweeted by @danieljonce)

[Ruth Graham @publicroad]

Amy Grant getting soft-canceled for defying conservative evangelical expectations …the 90s are back!