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my PR guy is gonna have a fit

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I strive to be as optimistic as Lyfts’s arrive times

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Dental Receptionist: How did you hear about us?

Patient: Word of mouth

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@KevinGarnett5KG say WHAAAAAT

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@PeterPrenderga5 the face work is unreal

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@PeterPrenderga5 let’s make a video about looking for italian subs but the end reveal is we find a substitute teacher from italy

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@Mary_Buzbee https://t.co/omoR0fRubG !!!!

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@PeterPrenderga5 i see you’ve changed ur name

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@ChipotleTweets Zmocked brisket

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@burglarkingbk ...✨

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@cornydawgy ❤️

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@shanemhorner i’d rather u not do that

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@suscmarvin 60 likes now

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@suscmarvin 💀💛

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@marshallpdx21 i love kool and the gang

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@marshallpdx21 let’s go together.

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@blockboobster_ meow ! @blockboobster_

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@SamEndicott 😭😭😭😭 this kilt me

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just overheard my parents coming up with the idea of zillow

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nothing says happy 21st like watching my brother blow out his bday candles with juul smoke

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you ever just panic