Martha

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

Praying for a well-paying job before July ends
God pleaseeee😭🤲

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

Hi,

So I just saw a cute baby suckling on her mother’s breasts, and of all the endless combination of words I could’ve said, including the option not saying anything… I said “baby you’re eating and you don’t even ask me to come and join you…”

🙂🙂🙂

The mum chuckled and said “baby said you should come and join”, and I, onye ife n’eme n’isi, I chuckled too and said “awwn, thank you”.

The baby in question is 3 months old.🙂

Why did I think the best line of conversation IF I MUST, was to ask a pre verbal baby to invite me, to suckle her mother’s bosom???

What is wrong with me??😩

I made a very quick exit before any of us processes the “what-the-fuckness” of what was just said.

God abeg nauuu…

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Hey, can I see you today?"
I don't know…you are the owner of your eyes

[MERIT🕶️ @LM_MessiRebirth]

BVN - Biometrics

NIN - Biometrics

Drivers license - Biometrics

Immigration - Biometrics

INEC registration - Biometrics

Election Day:

[Martha @martha_tee]

@Phil_of_finance Congratulations 🎊🍾

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

Her scalp is crying for help 😭😭

[NWACHINEMERE @obinna_chikodi]

Na tomorrow I go face my fears… Time don go today 😫😫

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

Bruhhhhh
But somehow they are comfortable using palm oil to cook spaghetti
Shey Italians gave you that recipe?

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

I put butter and salt in my pounded yam.

Been told I make the best pounded yam. But if I tell you it's cause of the butter and salt I added you will start fighting so I don't bother lol.

There are no rules to food abeg!

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

The world is evolving, everything will evolve, food/cooking will evolve as well.

It’s time to stop getting worked up because someone put tomato paste in their stew or put butter in their beans.

We have to stop.

[Big Wolf 🐺 @SheunAdeola]

This is proof that many Nigerians are uncultured and badly behaved. There is no reason to be so condescending about a person’s cooking methods. The way you cook in your village is not superior to how others cook in the city

Someone needs to teach these swine some manners FGS 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Madam Irtus™ 📊👩🏾‍🌾 @TamaraPosibi]

I know we’re criticizing this a bit but a combination of sugar + salt enhances umami in savory dishes

Sugar is also an ingredient in seasoning cubes.

Little hacks like this are why you keep coming back to eat restaurant food.

[Keerah Is Writing Her First Book @keerahspice]

The day you people come to terms with the fact that food is made to taste and preference is the day you’ll avoid dropping unnecessary comment on food that wasn’t made for you

[lili @lilitapromax]

kizlar sutyenlerimiz cok guzel kokuyo bu kokunun kaynagi memelerimiz mi

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Adulthood and mood swings.

One seconds you’re elated and positive about life. Next second you’re downcast and lost in thoughts.

Wetin be this?????😭

Make Gabriel blow this thing 🎺

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

😹the reactions to this are frying me because truly you people don’t know how commercial food is cooked.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

My delayed processing can be so funny sometimes. I’ll just wake up one random day, mentally tally up all your nonsense, and block you.

[ONE-CHOJO @bilionaire_dgb]

How do you tell your man you know all his love messages are from chatgpt and you don’t like it.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

God please, do whatever you need to do in my life so I'm in a better place next year. Please.

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

I really hope my turn is coming soon. Being unemployed and broke is so emotionally draining💔