Martin Hellier

The king of Yeovil and the Lord Saviour of my football club YTFC. Fuck the fans. My money my way

(Parody)

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

Weekend was ruined yesterday, Yeovil won.

#Ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

I'm a fucking dickhead

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

My net worth is now £123 billion

#ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

I don't think he needs a parody account any more

#ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

I don't know what I'm fucking doing.

#ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

Dropping the high earners and banning fans

Heliers don't quit nor do we give a shit. My club and not yours you stupid farmers. Coops is coming round for a reach around later

#ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@CallumHallett6 Martin 'the saviour' Hellier without me there would be no club bitches.

Mh no1

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

Ytfc was a club for the community, and now it is Hellier FC.

I don't care about the women's team
I don't care about youth football
All you farmers are thick as mince

All I want is your money and a gondola ride through Venice with Cooper 😍

#YTFC

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

Should I dress like a peaky blinder again?

#YTFC

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@toby_ytfc You don't need players when you've got me

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

I just look in the mirror

#ytfc

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@martinhellier55 Oi that's my boy!!!!!!!!!!! he has reduced the clubs commercial revenue by 50% already. That a boy Jack

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

#YTFC

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

Football club for sale

£10 million for 75%

No ground
No players
Crap manager on a long-term deal
Must keep Jacky boy on as head of commercial. He has cut revenue by 50%, hero.
Bunch of farmers for fans
Tacky chairman's office
Wet blanket Stuart Robins owns 20%

#YTFC

#YTFC

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@ytfc4life01 Im not going anywhere suck it up cupcake

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@sundialmark @ytfc4life01 Fuck off you twat my money my club

[Martin Hellier @martinhellier]

@CallumHallett6 It's my money 😘