Mat Ewins

Comedian (Makes silly videos)

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Women! Why do you decorate rooms like this? 🕯️

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

@FreddyQuinne Thanks mate!

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

@ItsHogg Yes! 9.15 Monkey Barrel 4

[Oli @ItsJustOlisWork]

I feel seen, but this sketch by @MatEwins is so good 😅

[Old Red Lion Pub & Playhouse @ORLTheatre]

This Friday!
Double Bill #comedy

'Tech Experiments' @MatEwins
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'Songs With My Father' #LukeMcQueen @marksilcox

See both @edfringe previews for just £10 - tickets selling fast!

https://t.co/mHSxR1UwoT

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Very funny show, you should all go

[Crizards @crizards]

Tonight @sohotheatre is sold out but come on Saturday!! Please https://t.co/vKsR1n2goL

[Individual Artist Management @individual_am]

✨Mat Ewins' Tech Experiments✨

📅: 1st - 3rd March
⏰: 8:15pm
📍: @VAULTFestival
🎟️: https://t.co/iqZmNRxjj6

@MatEwins #VAULTFestival #VAULTFestival2023

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

How to hide from CCTV! Sneaky sneaky sneaky 🚷

[Soho Theatre @sohotheatre]

T-48hrs til @MatEwins lands at ours 💪🙌👏

Come and see for yourself if it truly is the "funniest show on (from) the fringe" (@brucedes) 👀

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

It's Black Friday! I ordered some more cables for my show. Not sure why they've turned up in the form of a sad looking Batman. But also, @sohotheatre are doing 30% off all tickets with the code BF22. Come along! https://t.co/JEOHDRjpa9

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Christ! Even I'm not there one of the nights!

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

"Sales are fine" my agent says, "but do another tweet". Sure! If any of my six followers haven't bought tickets, come and see my show next week - with videos like this (and watch till the end ffs) https://t.co/drVuyiqUDL

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

If you're after a cheaper laugh, take a look at the Soho Theatre website for my sales. Gonna try and get these three guys sitting together by the end of the gig 🤞

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Come see the last ever performances of the most dangerous show in town https://t.co/drVuyiqUDL

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Got embarrassed with reading the replies to the bot, so I disabled it. If you want more Ewins-based fun, I'm at @sohotheatre 28 Nov - 3 Dec. Get your tickets here: https://t.co/drVuyiqUDL

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

What a treat, the 'special tv name' was @harrietkemsley! Doing some new bits from their new tour show 'Flapjack' all about how much Britain loves flapjacks, masterful stuff.

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Heading to the Spaghetti Theatre in Falmouth, with Caroline Necklaces and @PatricKielty.

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Recorded an ep of Frazzle Robinson's Cackle Hoedown Podcast with @millerickcomedy. Such a joy!

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Writing on the news quiz today, trying to work out if I should call the Prime Minister as useless as "a protractor made of mushrooms" or "a saddle made of gherkins"?

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

@marksilcox Pretty certain I just saw @ChrisBettsVs stealing some pythons from the lobby of my hotel in Wolverhampton

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

Just got to The Railway And Curtain Pub for Chuckling Hamsters Comedy in Wolverhampton, on with Doctor Ferrets and @marksilcox.

[Mat Ewins @MatEwins]

@marksilcox Difficult gig! The room was absolutely freezing to the point people were shivering, the promoter at Chuckling Hamsters Comedy was saying it's because there's hammers stuck in the air-con unit? Doesn't sound right to me?