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👀💬 Prof. Richard Werner - WEF Whistleblower: You've been lied to about the history of money 🔔👀

🎙 Richard Werner and Robert Breedlove join forces to explore what money really is, how the Federal Reserve infiltrated academia, how central banks have shaped the modern economy, why money doesn't come from the state, the rise of gold and fractional reserve banking, the history of money capture and credit cycles, the bursting of the Japanese real estate bubble, and the moral hazards of central banking.

▶️ Full episode - Link in comments

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@TommiPedruzzi Claude

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Fullmoon vibes 🌟

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@ecommartinez SKILLS

[dethective @dethective]

Mario Nawfal was unfollowed by Elon, who accused him of spreading fake news.

What Elon doesn't realize is that the account he made famous through constant retweets has extracted millions from its followers through crypto.

A thread on some of the biggest grifts promoted by him🧵

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

can I buy this in the metaverse? @facebook

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Corruption, drugs and greed: Volodymyr Zelensky’s longtime press secretary on the secret world of the West’s favorite dictator.

0:00 How Did Mendel Begin Working for Zelensky?
11:29 Why Hasn’t US Media Covered Zelensky’s Scandals?
25:30 Zelensky’s Relationship With Joe Biden
32:45 Is Zelensky Himself Corrupt?
36:44 Who Does Zelensky Actually Listen To?
42:45 Zelensky’s Use of the Frontlines as Punishment
50:17 Why Hasn’t Western Media Spoken up for Ukrainians?
1:03:32 Why Do Western Countries Want the War to Continue?
1:09:16 Does Zelensky Do Coke?
1:13:04 What’s Zelensky’s Wife Like?
1:14:56 Mendel’s Experience Living Through the Ukraine War
1:18:27 Is There Any Way to Get Rid of Zelensky?
1:23:42 Why Are There So Many Americans Always in Ukraine?
1:32:35 Mendel’s Message to Putin

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Stories from the Paulaner Garden in Brussels:

Ursula von der Leyen: "You can make money anywhere in the world...

... But if you want to raise children, you choose a place with peace, security, and opportunities...

Where the rule of law prevails, not arbitrariness...

All of that is Europe..."

Spot the mistake 👀 Follow ⭐️ https://t.co/aVgYlLxgRD

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Geschichten aus dem Brüssler Paulanergarten:

Ursula vd Leyen: "Man kann überall auf der Welt Geld machen...

... Aber wenn man Kinder großziehen will, wählt man einen Ort mit Frieden, Sicherheit und Chancen...

Wo der Rechtsstaat funktioniert und nicht die Willkür ...

Das alles ist Europa..."

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‼️ Free Samourai‼️

[Keonne Rodriguez @keonne]

I am writing from FPC Morgantown prison in West Virginia. It has been about 5 months since I first surrendered myself in December, and I will be honest, the prospect of a Presidential pardon is very low. There was some hope during the Bitcoin 2026 conference, but that has now come and gone, and one must come to terms with the fact that I am simply a federal prisoner without money, power, or influence, and I will serve my full sentence. It will be years before I can even attempt to rebuild my life. Which is why I am now writing this appeal to you all now. Things are dire and we need your help.

Lauren and I need your help desperately. More than ever before. We have over $2 Million of debt due to legal fees. We have a $250k fine the judge levied against us. Every day I get letters and calls from anxious lawyers looking to be paid. Or the DOJ demanding I start making payments on my fine. Perhaps it was denial or delusion, but I had hoped to do what I have always done and dig myself out of this hole myself - but with the reality of serving a full sentence that is not possible. I hate to ask for your help in this way but we are entirely out of options. We need to pay off these legal bills and other debts accrued attempting to defend myself. We desperately need your help. Now.

For 10 years Bill and I built and published open source code and tools for Bitcoin users. Those same tools and code are what the government says were criminal. The tools and code still exist, they are out there right now and always will be. The creators however are locked away in Federal prison. The creators are the ones whose lives have been decimated. The creators are the ones who have been financially wiped out. The creators are the ones who desperately need you now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 . We have to get this albatross from around our neck.

Samourai had well over 100,000 users. These users pushed over 2 billion dollars through our open source tools. We need those users and any bitcoiner who appreciates the work that we put into this industry for over a decade to help us now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 right now.

If you require a private address please DM my wife @leamuirleyn and she will provide one. Please do not delay. Time is of the essence. Please help us.

- Keonne

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@miquelgirones1 RESIDENCY

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@miquelgirones1 Bank

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@miquelgirones1 LLC

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@MiguelMaestroIA @threadreaderapp unroll

[Litecoin @litecoin]

Litecoin update:

• A zero-day bug caused a DoS attack that disrupted major mining pools.
• Non-updated mining nodes allowed an invalid MWEB transaction allowing them to peg out coins to third party DEX’s
• A 13-block reorg reversed those invalid transactions — they will not be included in the main chain
• All valid transactions during that period remain unaffected
• The bug is now fully patched, and the network continues to operate normally

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[Paul Moore - Security Consultant  @Paul_Reviews]

The @EU_Commission has released an update to patch out the issues I raised last week, v2026.04-2 (https://t.co/twlSbndQ0e)

Honestly, I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Let's review each one:
1. On-device data: database and settings encrypted at rest, with keys protected by the device’s hardware-backed key store.
Sounds great, until you look closer.

They introduced https://t.co/9ejV5P6lqE:security-crypto, deprecated in 2025. Also https://t.co/9ejV5P6lqE.crypto.EncryptedSharedPreferences, deprecated in 2025. Finally, https://t.co/9ejV5P6lqE.crypto.MasterKeys, which were deprecated in 2020.

3 deprecated dependencies introduced following criticism over weak security. These weren't left over and missed during an update... they've added them now to "harden security". Remember, this isn't an isolated app. It's intended to lay the foundation for many production applications; all using deprecated security libraries from the outset.

Worse, they already correctly use KeystoreController in their codebase. The correct answer already existed and they still got it wrong.

2. Runtime: the app checks device integrity on startup and refuses to run on rooted or jailbroken devices. Production deployments should complement it with stronger device-attestation mechanisms appropriate to their infrastructure and compliance requirements.
They check for su, check package manager for root apps, run "which su" and checks if it's a custom ROM.

Paths:
/system/bin/su
/system/xbin/su
/sbin/su
/system/su
/data/local/su
/data/local/bin/su
/data/local/xbin/su
/system/app/Superuser.apk
/system/app/SuperSU.apk

Great... in 2015. These are all trivially bypassed in 2026.

3. Passport onboarding: more stable scanning; the passport photo is stored privately and deleted as soon as it’s no longer needed.
They're still not encrypted, so I'm not sure what "privately" means - but they are deleted correctly now.

4. PIN: stricter rules block easy-to-guess PINs; PINs are salted and hashed, never stored in plain form.
They salt correctly (a true CSPRNG), then use PBKDF2-SHA256 - which is outdated and only recommended where FIPS compliance is required, which doesn't apply here.

To make matters worse, they use just 210,000 iterations.

For those of a NISTy disposition, you're likely already shaking your head. 210,000 seems oddly specific.

It is. It's the @owasp minimum for PBKDF2-SHA512, not SHA256. Right number, wrong algorithm. In reality, OWASP recommended 600,000 iterations as a minimum in 2023.

Worse still, 600,000 is the baseline minimum for passwords, not PINs with 1 million permutations. You could use 1B iterations, you're not measurably increasing security when there are so few attempts required to break it. At the very least, use a modern hash with reasonable brute-force resistance against a 2026 threat model.

All this... cited as a "first hardening step". Again, utter security theatre.

None of this negates my fundamental point. This isn't fixable through code - it's fundamentally ill-conceived and poorly implemented.

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Inverse Competition – Schmerz and Micron are battling it out for the title of... last place... We wish them luck - they can do it! 🤡🫶

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

World’s leaders approval rating:

🇸🇻 Nayib Bukele: 94%
🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: 72%
🇮🇳 Narendra Modi: 70%
🇰🇷 Lee Jae-myung: 63%
🇨🇿 Andrej Babiš: 55%
🇨🇦 Mark Carney: 54%
🇯🇵 Sanae Takaichi: 53%
🇦🇷 Javier Milei:48%
🇨🇭 Guy Parmelin: 47%
🇲🇽 Claudia Sheinbaum: 47%
🇵🇱 Donald Tusk: 43%
🇧🇷 Lula da Silva: 40%
🇦🇺 Anthony Albanese: 40%
🇮🇹 Giorgia Meloni: 39%
🇸🇪 Ulf Kristersson: 38%
🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez: 38%
🇺🇸 Donald Trump: 38%
🇹🇷 Recep Tayyip Erdogan: 36%
🇧🇪 Bart de Wever: 35%
🇿🇦 Cyril Ramaphosa: 31%
🇳🇴 Jonas Gahr Støre: 31%
🇦🇹 Christian Stocker: 29%
🇳🇱 Rob Jetten: 28%
🇬🇧 Keir Starmer: 27%
🇩🇪 Friedrich Merz: 19%
🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron: 18%

According to Morning Consult Political Intelligence, WCIOM, Gallup. Numbers are rounded.

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I never delete this app 🫶

[hrithik ( 히리틱 ) @hrithikk]

Dear Kim Jong Un,

If you really wanna become a hero and not a villain, hack Binance

They're the biggest exchange doing the shadiest work:
- Insider trading on their own listings
- Dumping on retail every launch
- Making Temu copy of everything ( for ex HyperLiquid, Polymarket )

Steal $100B from them and I'll:
- Nominate you for Nobel Peace Prize ( F*ck Donald Trump )
- Name my first child after you
- Publicly apologize for building KoreanFlare
- Lifetime KoreanFlare Premium (say “Kim Jong is gay” without bans)

Trust me, You'll go from dictator to legend overnight

Best regards,
Hrithik
CEO of KoreanFlare

P.S. - My lawyer said I should clarify this is satire but I fired him for using Binance