Matt Belknap

Producer/co-host @NeverNotFunny, co-founder @art19co & @aspecialthing records. Oh yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.

[Matt Belknap @mattbelknap]

@Caissie @jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron I am breaking my Twitter fast to say thank you! Hope you, Matt and the boys are doing well, or as well as possible! By the power of Jangle, we will get through this!

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I'm about to join @jimmypardo @NeverNotFunny on stage for Pardcast-A-Thon 2019, a @SmileTrain benefit! Watch/listen/donate/bid at https://t.co/Wh8b9V1u8I #PCAT19

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Having achieved my ultimate goal here, I can now at long last quit Twitter. Goodbye toxic shitheap! (Robert Wuhl excepted.) https://t.co/IxtG2ncEyE

[Robert Wuhl @RobertWuhl]

The cabbie was me wearing a fake mustache. https://t.co/2XlDzDdlyQ

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@Pixie707 @jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron Did you grow up in the ‘80s? I’ve been watching The Toys That Made Us on Netflix and enjoying it.

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@kdm_1977 I love it!

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@anylaurie16 @JesseThorn I can’t find the original article from Variety, but this one mentions it. I had some details wrong though: it wasn’t a cab driver, it was Chris Albrecht’s limo driver (natch).
https://t.co/49UqX21RBa

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@JesseThorn I think about that cab driver a lot.

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@JesseThorn I once heard that Arli$$ was about to be cancelled when the head of HBO got into a New York cab and started talking to the driver. He asked the cabbie what his favorite show was, and the guy said, “I like Arli$$.” And that’s how the world got more seasons of Arli$$.

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@EJohnSchmidt @NeverNotFunny Are you saying I was right? (Full disclosure I forget what I said.)

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@owillis I would watch a documentary about the person (or persons) @NRA who has to monitor the news for shootings and turn off scheduled tweets when a bad one happens.

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People... I think I figured out how to defeat Trump. https://t.co/7cKMxFSXQ5

[Medievalists.net @Medievalists]

Erotic pilgrim badge, Netherlands. This pewter badge dates to the late 14th/early 15th century and depicts a vulva dressed as a pilgrim. Such images were believed to lure evil spirits away from the pilgrim. https://t.co/mPYshM3Uvr

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Oh that sounds fun. Here in America we’re burning down our democracy... maybe they can use the resulting embers as a heat source? https://t.co/SWLMgSTITA

[Reuters @Reuters]

A French startup wants to change the way pizza is made using a robot https://t.co/tDO8QHinxd via @ReutersTV

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@tinystills @tonythaxton And heeeere come the invites!

[Disenchantment @disenchantment]

Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to Dreamland.

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@shad_powers Hahahaha!

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This #WorldCup18 group stage has been unforgettably thrilling, so of course it ends w ENG-BEL (both guaranteed a spot in the round of 16) playing like

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@itsAr1ana @jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron @eliothochberg @AMCTheatres Moviepass is still a better deal, albeit less convenient. I maintain my belief that Moviepass doesn’t make it to the end of the year; they’re just losing too much money.

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@MattyTingles @NeverNotFunny @jimmypardo yep. August 16-18. Enjoy!

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How do I submit crowd chant ideas @FIFAcom? Because the opening bars of The Greatest Show from @GreatestShowman is perfect. It’s like “We Will Rock You” meets “Seven Nation Army”! Right @benjpasek @pasekandpaul @LacketyLac? #worldcup
https://t.co/mCsNtYi5Ra