Matt Forde

Comedian. @TheRNOHCharity and @BCRT Ambassador. #NFFC and ham sandwich fan. Chordoma survivor. Stoma owner. Cancer free since 2023.

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My brand new Edinburgh show ‘Project Holy Moly’ is on sale now!

Join me as I make sense of this bold new political galaxy.

Featuring:

🌹 Andy Burnham
🇺🇸 Donald Trump
🟩 Zack Polanski
🍹 Angela Rayner
👑 Prince William

And many more…

Plus: BRAVE TOILET HUMOUR and a bit of football ⚽️

🔗 Link, as it must always be when we do these things, in bio

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[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Cards per fouls for countries in World Cup QuarterFinals:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Card per every 7 fouls
🇲🇦 Morocco: Card per every 9,8 fouls
🇧🇪 Belgium: Card per every 10 fouls
🇨🇭 Switzerland: Card per every 11,5 fouls
🇫🇷 France: Card per every 12,2 fouls
🇳🇴 Norway: Card per every 13,6 fouls
🇪🇸 Spain: Card per every 17,5 fouls
🇦🇷 Argentina: Card per every 22 fouls

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@NMBLAKE Hahaha

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Someone struggled with the crossword

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The Times newspaper is a disgrace.

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EXCL: The £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money - another big scoop by our @Annaisaac

https://t.co/hg41X5dwpr

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@SiGreg39 Haha

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🚨 BREAKING: LIVE footage of Trump calling Infantino…

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England v Morocco final

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🤝

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I love them all

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

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@graemepark Hahahaha

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Ok so it’s Norway, then Egypt then Morocco in the final.

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This week’s guest on The Political Party is @suzanne_moore.

It is absolutely superb. You're not going to hear anyone else talk about politics like Suzanne.

She is a completely original thinker. From bunking off school and doing acid while selling Marxism Today to ending up writing for The Telegraph.

Her route through her career and life is completely unorthodox. She has a truly adventurous take on life and that informs her unique political analysis.

Search for ‘The Political Party’ wherever you get your podcasts!

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I was talking about something else

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Ok so it’s Norway, then Egypt then Morocco in the final.

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Like, didn’t meant it literally

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Hypothetically

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Hypothetically

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Ok so it’s Norway, then Egypt then Morocco in the final.

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@lzbthcarrellis 😦

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Someone gets it

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@bbclaurak It's @mattforde I feel sorry for, trying to rewrite a show for @edfringe

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@Divyesh63 Haha I couldn’t possibly accept

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@lzbthcarrellis Thank you 🙏

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@JohnnyTheNic Haha!

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@neiltolerton 😂

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@Divyesh63 You made my day, it was a delighted 🙌

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@southnuk 🙌