@cleveleysnews The Nirvana and Oasis ones must be worth a bit as they would have come out when cassettes were dying and replaced by CDs. 🤔
Oh wait, no. They're worth: nothing.
@cleveleysnews Well, that Wild Boar place up near the Lakes sell sausages. Imagine my surprise when they were wild-boar sausages...
Someone should label these things more clearly. Finish stroking and frollicking with boars, then scoff one.
(Sorry, reads like a Viz letter)
@Aiannucci You know it's superb when my new uni friends in 1994 genuinely thought it was a new chat show and not the best spoof-of-a-genre for ages.
Hunting around the dorms for an aerial signal so I could record it on my VCR.
Happier times 🤣
@SoVeryBritish Spokespeople for a generation, #HMHB, mention this in their song "Breaking News":
-A man who informs people that he gets up at 6am every morning and seemed to want a medal
https://t.co/zmTdHIkYph
#HalfManHalfBiscuit
@SoVeryBritish The Sun went with:
People in the UK are shocked at the march of time. Brexit to blame? Or refugees?
Our Man in the Street says: both!
#satire Don't @ me
@omid9 ...which will move the problem into "pre-drinks" and we'll have people turning up two drinks under their "I am legless" limits and then getting two drinks at the airport... 🤦♂️