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A boogie came out of my nose onto my shirt and when I tried to pull my shirt so it would fly off, it flew back into my nose

No moral, but know- this can happen

[Mattwindwalker @mattwindwalker]

11.22.2024 The Best F**king Show

Lineup TBA

https://t.co/0SPz6LAn2H

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Join singer-songwriter @mattwindwalker under the stars in a free #LIVEandLOCAL concert on our Riverwalk Stage on Nov. 9.

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capital Riots

(This is a good joke)

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Me, the head nurse at the Senior center, going over the day's schedule: depends on the women, depends on the men. Also murder the one's that ask.

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Look I get it you buy 1 bottle of baby oil, you buy 2, then you have 1,000- it's a slippery slope

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Tbh- Puff Daddy sounds like a guy who would have 1,000 bottles of baby oil

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Why do I feel bad for the otter😭

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@JimJarmuschHair What an outrage! This is not quite as sexy as the Dune bucket: 2/10

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Just realized this is X now. They should have named it Y- like Y am I on here again! #veryfunny #comedygold

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Shoot- this is not Meta- this is Twitter.

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I am officially back on Facebook

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I mean Meta