Mattea Roach

now hosting Bookends for @cbcbooks, as previously seen on @jeopardy (23x), also writing // everything that happens will happen today

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

Walked into a bubble tea place where The Ordinary was playing and I reflexively started looking around as if expecting Daulton Varsho to appear

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

@1800ghostman I brought a bunch of banh mi to a game the other day… no sneaking required

[Kevin Gausman @KevinGausman]

If the roof is closed tonight we riot

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

I once went to a very beautiful wedding reception at Dude Chilling Park…

[🦔 @theoryofwallows]

Vancouver is not a real place wdym you guys are planning a meetup at a place called Dude Chilling Park

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

catch me tomorrow evening wandering around outside the Rogers Centre/my office after indulging in some overpriced Malibu Muse cocktails at Blue Jays Barbie bucket hat giveaway day 🍹🌈⚾️

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

Blue Jays Yesavage jersey giveaway day… Tempo home opener… me talking to Fran Lebowitz at Roy Thomson Hall… it all happens here in Toronto, the Greatest City in the World

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

Hoping my brother and I get the long form census at our apartment this year so we can baffle Statistics Canada with our never-before-seen combination of responses

[James @exhaustdata]

Imagining a guy who wants to participate in the Ben Lerner discourse but drops his phone in the sink

[Ana @_motherslug]

I have a project for Gen Z / Gen Alpha: revitalize terrestrial radio. This could do wonders for society, I’m convinced of it.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The sea and the desert have been places of mutual enrichment among peoples and cultures for millennia. Woe to us if we turn them into graveyards where even hope dies! Let us free these tremendous reservoirs of history and the future from evil! Let us denounce and remove causes for despair, and let us oppose those who profit from the misfortune of others!

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

what’s next… maybe if I visit home in the summer I’ll start getting ads for the concept of “Toronto” instead

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

Just started listening to a podcast and immediately got hit with an ad for “Discover Halifax”… yeah I think across twelve years of living there I already discovered Halifax plenty

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The genius Daulton Varsho. In many way the phrase "Play Ordinary" sums up the entire Blue Jays philosophy.

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

@1800ghostman last time I was there it was so packed that I had to leave after ten minutes and go to Duffy’s instead

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

@1800ghostman I don’t want six more months of that specific game but the general overall vibe and aura??? we’re so back…

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

18 degrees today in Toronto… going to sit on my porch and listen to the Jays game on the radio drinking a beer until the sun goes down… I’m uncle/grandfather-maxxing and it’s beautiful

[chester 🛋️ @mattjaycoded]

i make sure at least 35% of my interests are canadian so i comply with crtc guidelines

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

one day you wake up and you're just living in toronto ontario lol

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

At 28 years of age I have simply learned that every singular sports moment in my life will be torturous hell win or lose