Matthew Stones

Ingredients and packaging planner for national supermarket supplier. Never too far from some water in my spare time.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Dimension_Quest @DAFtMarkS You know when you’re on a motorway and the traffic just stops and you’re sat there for 5 minutes. Then it all starts moving again and you can’t see any reason why the traffic stopped. It’s caused by people like you hitting the brakes to let the muppet in the van join.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Zopa Hi, I’m trying to refer my wife for an account but every time she clicks on the referral link and enters her mobile number we get the message “We’re having trouble processing your request, please try again later” we have been trying for two days now.

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@santanderuk so you send me a communication to say that you are changing my 123 account to an everyday current account so I won’t have to pay a £2 fee anymore. The account is fee free on your website, but you carried on charging me anyway. Now you say it’s not free.

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@dudleymbc given that your recycling operatives have binned my recycling bag for the second time in as many months the recycling will now be deposited in the rubbish bin until you replace the bag. I also trust you will be deducting the cost from the persons wages.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@FedExHelp thanks for delivering half of my delivery, any chance of telling me when you can be bothered to deliver the other half? I think we can all agree it’s not going to be Thursday 6th is it!

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@OctopusEnergy have a word with the driver of you van this morning. Overtook this driver on a dual carriageway just before a merge. Somehow he didn’t like it and after tailgating me pulled this move. Road rage is never clever, especially when representing your company.

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@Vitality_UK what’s happening with the App? It been like this for two days now.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@macmillancancer @AvaraFoods Kay Stones at Avara Dudley, almost single handed, put on a coffee morning today. She a raised a fantastic £641.90 plus another £260 walking a mile per day. What makes her more amazing is she is a breast cancer survivor, who is still recovering.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@DudleyPlus Green bins have not been collected DY2.

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@Vitality_UK I have just been charged £7.90 to my bank presumably for Amazon Prime despite earning the points. I was told my benefits would be sorted out but clearly this isn’t the case!

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Thighsofsteel1 @Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews Sorry, little kids that like to play trains and think they are important keep replying to me.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Thighsofsteel1 @Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews I am - only one point. Trains stopped being interesting in 1968, and have been pointless since the introduction of the car.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Chris_TheDriver @Thighsofsteel1 @SkyNews Here’s what I know. Trains - don’t leave from anywhere near me, don’t go anywhere I want to go, and ridiculously expensive. car - does everything I need, when I want. Explain why I need a train?

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Thighsofsteel1 @Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews Here’s a proper train. Turns up when they say it will, driven by skilled workers who love the job. Not greedy overpaid button pushers.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews Like I said Chris not interested in trains, I got over that when I was 12.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews Not as silly as saying there are no trains in the world that are driverless when the DLR don’t have any drivers.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Chris_TheDriver @SkyNews There wasn’t any self driving cars anywhere in the WORLD a few years ago but now you can buy a Tesla that can drive itself. Keep striking and kidding yourself. Doesn’t bother me either way as I never use the train.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Vitality_UK When will the points tracking be fixed? I have had the same message for over two weeks now. Tried logging into the member zone on line and it displays the same message.

[Matthew Stones @MatthewStones2]

@Gilesyh @trevorbmbagency Yeah it would be terrible if the new half built house’s repeatedly burned down before they could be finished.