Matthew Mitcham

Olympic champion | speaker | mc | author | presenter | motivator | laugh-inducer | enquiries: [email protected]

[Matthew Mitcham @matthew_mitcham]

Look at me being all backstage-y waiting to go on stage at Jock Night. In Manchester until 31 May, then in London 3-15 June.
I have links to tickets and my spicy page where you can see more of me in my actual costume at https://t.co/quPVczfbV3 😉

[Matthew Mitcham @matthew_mitcham]

FREE FOOD IN LONDON: Hundreds of kilos of expiring produce outside Bermondsey tube station. Come and get it!

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@ellesshair @SkyNews @BBCBreaking Did you find out why?

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In #soho #london right now

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@AbolitionistFAA So, torture a rape victim for a further 9 months by forcing her to incubate the trauma parasite? That is evil.

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@HarryTtweets Congrats, gentlemen! ❤️

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Been killing it in gym lately. Come take a better look 🤓 https://t.co/YHl76pHMG2

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@yarcazyam It's way way way over compressed (editing) which cuts out all the dynamics, making it sound flat and constricted. Shame really, her voice is amazing.

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50% discount on spicy subscriptions for the rest of October 🌶️ https://t.co/YHl76pHMG2

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50% off spicy subscriptions for the rest of October 🏃💨 https://t.co/YHl76pHMG2

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@Jinxoctober @TmPornhub @Robbie_Manson_ @PhotoBrenton Nope, it’s all back, baby!

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@JohnLoony Oh, I see.

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@DaddySlanga @GaypornvidsGay Why the glove?

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@danldn92 Imagine being a daddy for decades 🤤

[Matthew Mitcham @matthew_mitcham]

@sharrond62 Her advantage can’t have been that huge - she didn’t even make the final. The difference between Lance and Valentina is that Lance broke all the rules by taking performance enhancing drugs and Valentina followed all the rules by taking performance inhibiting drugs.

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I’ve made it to the @Telegraph !! #chuffed

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'I’m an ex-Olympic champion who pioneered using OnlyFans – there’s nothing wrong with it'

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#TelegraphSport | #Paris2024

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Whoever the queers are in charge of producing the @paris2024 opening ceremony: dead set legends.

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@fulkys @mallow610 Yes, it’s allowed. Some sports may have a clause about not “bringing the sport into disrepute” but that is highly subjective.

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@LibertyCappy White men getting upset about being portrayed as villains or beta males as if this isn’t the way everyone else has been feeling this whole time 😂