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MT Rushmore of Twitter Member. Reese’s U Alum. Content taken from others

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@Kendrick_Ferrar @cousin_skeater @BAdaCP Between the white T and a cardhardt shirt they’re a marb red away from fucking up a side roofing job

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@NFL_DovKleiman 31 teams

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@Xfinity heard it’s a good hockey game wouldn’t know because my cable won’t work

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@BAdaCP @OnlyInBOS Nice and slow proposal

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@NFL_DovKleiman That’s how time works. He was in the Super Bowl 2 years ago. Wild.

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@ColeyHarvey Jim Dandy 2024

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#McDonalds looking SCARY 🫣

5 star rating incoming ?

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The #Eagles are looking SCARY 🫣

Super Bowl incoming?

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@Kendrick_Ferrar Good take

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@boston25 Mayor Wu: All welcome. Colored only holiday party

Ok the migrants are coming to stay in Roxbury

Wu: No not like that

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I identify as a chicken wing

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

TOMORROW on #HotOnes, @sydney_sweeney takes on the Wings of Death. 💀 Will she make it to the end? Find out @ 11AM ET. 🔥

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@DanLifshatz Or chargers or raiders or maybe Dallas ? Pick your poison

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@sdbristol92 It’s Kars with a “K”

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@mike_gualtieri @BCBlakeJames lol

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@Patriots @patsdeutsch @NFL Is this a peaceful protest ?

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@AntiWuCoalition @MayorWu Biscs burner

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@NHLBruins Warrens is a couple nails in the wall from collapsing

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@NFL_DovKleiman @ZionOlojede Humble

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Yeah these are similar tho. Are you out of your mind?

[John Cougar Colleencamp @BillTouspille]

"I've played hockey for 55 years and been watching for twice as long and I've never seen a skate come up that high."

TW: injury (no blood)
Thanks to @meowfiala for sourcing these (and they have a thread of way more examples)

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@RealAlexBarth If this doesn’t give you the chills can’t help ya

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@AndrewRaycroft Got any D men you wanna compare to Borque today?