Matthew

[yaga @yagathedracula]

“when life start getting better”

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

If you no get senior brother life don first win you 20-0

[uu @um33m3]

i passed away internally a few years back my body is just here

[ajay @1meajay]

that zico boy guy on tik tok too useless mahn 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Don't apologize when entering someone's DM. It is open for a reason.

If they respond, fine. If they don't respond, fine.

If they respond well, very good. If they don't respond well, leave them alone.

Social media is a forum for socialising. Everyone will not socialise with you and that is okay. Fuck with who fucks with you and who wants to fuck you

Stop apologizing.

[blue @bluewmist]

Avoid the cheap dopamine hit of announcing everything to people. Life is easier when no one knows about you.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Financial independence can turn you into an introvert. You will start avoiding unnecessary outings because you're self-sufficient.

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“NYSC called me but I won’t be going, tell me why you’re posting me to Kano state out of all the 36 states, I’m staying in owerri you’re taking me to Kano with the whole insecurity not even a close by state, Did my father say he has 50M naira for ransom”

—-Aspiring NYSC Corper cries out 🗣️

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[tumivsall @tuminiiinu]

cana 12k per gram? when i no be rapper, omo me i don quit o

[Liyahh💞 @WetBarbie_]

Ada of London or Sephy?

[21 Nut Savage🏂 @yobrxxzy]

Egbon na playlist be this

[Periscal @_periscal_]

And at the end of the day…. it’s you, and it’s been you for a really long time🫶🏽

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Apple announces iOS 27 will require a monthly subscription of $1.99 to use iMessage.

[ajay @1meajay]

you fit guide make you no guide

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

As an adult, you are a product of your choices

Be super strict with what you choose.

[PISTOL @KPSKYWALKA]

As a man ion even wanna go thru no female phone

[A☝🏻 @whualfie_]

Paying for sex for a girl who was 16-17 at the time, this guy has to rot away man.

Vile little creature

[Hamza🗽🌐🏙️💹 @schitcoin]

Brazil are good enough to win the cup btw. The problem with them is always that they are way too emotional. At least 3 players will be bawling their eyes out during the national anthem before a group game against fucking Haiti.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Our cells are VIP. We have AC and TVs to watch the Premier League. Our suspects are enjoying their stay.”

— FCT Commissioner of Police