Max Kelly

[Max Kelly @MaxKelly8]

@Choolaahyum if you don't open the Fairfax location soon I'm going to break in, fire up Larry, and make some myself! It's been far too long w/o Choolaah in Mosaic!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

This is a pretty interesting article,don't you think? https://t.co/T2G9R0XoOl

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Onion fact checks President Trump’s Feb. 16 press conference.

[St. Louis Manifest @Stl_Manifest]

My name is Lutz Grünthal. The US turned me away at the border in 1939. I was murdered in Auschwitz

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

.@NFLonFOX Have your people contact our people. We'll get you a photo. https://t.co/Z5Vjb0DbxG

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

And now there's a "sexy" Ken Bone Halloween costume, yours for only $99.95 via @pretareporter https://t.co/KWQm186y9t

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now

[Alison Mah @alisonmah]

i don’t know how to describe this .gif of a mcdonald’s fight on rideau street except to say that at one point, someone pulls out a raccoon

[Max Kelly @MaxKelly8]

@Amanda_Carey @MattHarmon_BYB pretty sure it's THE olive garden

[Max Kelly @MaxKelly8]

@ThatMurph @MattHarmon_BYB please live tweet all debates from now on

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

yo if you play fantasy and you do this, then you suck. https://t.co/2g2iBKwARf

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm to The Advocate that #LSU has fired football coach Les Miles and offensive coordinator Cam Cameron.

[Max Kelly @MaxKelly8]

@MatthewBerryTMR I think you should warn people that @Stephania_ESPN took foster in the woman's league

[Max Kelly @MaxKelly8]

@MattHarmon_BYB how perd would pitch