Perfect European career (female edition):
18 - Begin studies in marketing
20 - Student exchange in Lisbon, have sex with foreign men
23 - Unpaid internship at an NGO
25 - Start Masters degree
27 - First paid position. €1,100/month
29 - Get pregnant after a one night stand with a Dutch tourist
30 - Go on a 5-year maternity leave
35 - Return to work, get promoted under the EU Gender Balance Directive
38 - Burn out. Go on 2-year fully paid mental health break
41 - Return to work, surprised that there is no promotion
42 - File discrimination lawsuit
43 - €180,000 settlement, retire
44 - Write LinkedIn post titled “What It Means To Be A Female Leader In Europe”