Maximilian

I am well and truly a mess | I write and have cute cats :D | Yes, I am a photographer. I MAY post my pictures | pfp: @Koinko_ |

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Here you guys go!
I finally made a moment so I can keep all of my stuff in one place. Hopefully you can find anything and everything you need :D
https://t.co/VvGQ4ISq6m

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

@koriaenae La La Land. I saw a lot of myself in Mia and went off and chased my dreams of theatre

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

If I had a nickle for every time a Ryan Gosling movie influenced me to go to university, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Also, the adults with them should be allowed a maximum of one drink

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Children shouldn't be allowed in pubs, bars or most restaurants.

And if they're allowed in, they should be on a lead and lie quietly under the table.

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

"Gun to my head, I don't think I could do it"
Honestly, don't think I could do much with a gun to my head, given the whole, y'know, GUN TO MY HEAD thing

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Alcoholic

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Don't get your ypung children a pet for a birthday present.
Unless its their first birthday. And they're your cat.
In which case, they deserve a kitten :)
Happy birthday Spezi, you will be getting a kitten soon :)

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

@patchpuppe That was so shoehorned in, it was wild

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

The F1 movie was shit, but at least I got to see some Workday signs fucking obliterated.
Fuck Workday.

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

"Touch wood!"
*smacks your raging boner*

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Being depressed is so weird.
What do you mean I'm sad because

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Don't worry, I didn't grab the hot oven tray with my bear hands ,because I'm a human with human hands.

[Lysander-Luis🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🎗 @Static_TXT]

I love being trans bc I can change my name just like THAT

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Immediately regretting putting the litterbox back into the bathroom because Spezi just took the stinkiest fucking shit while I was brushing my teeth

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#Zagreus my boy, I miss you :(

#Hades #Hades2

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

I fucking love this cat, bro 😭

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

[Maximilian @MaybeMagpie]

Madonna stuns in new selfie

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

damn seeing that we became the people that i needed so much when i was younger makes me feel like everything i went through was for a reason thank you