S m a u g

Debt free in our lifetime ✊🏾🇿🇦
Attaining one's highest self 😇

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely..!"🔥🔥🔥

[Fighter Rakgadi 🇿🇦 @Rakgadi_EM]

Taking love to another heights

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Vum Vum is one of the Top 10 greatest love songs ever written!

[Moneyforlaundry @bonchbobaine]

Then who tf was opening the gate

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

What did we win under Roy konje?

[BIG EMMY 𓃵 @BIGEMMYLFC]

Looking back, which Liverpool manager had the worst season at the club?

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

🤣🤣🔥

[City of Tshwane @CityTshwane]

Ke thibang thibang mo Waterkloof.
There's an embassy that owes us R7.7 million. They even called SAPS but for what? Pay us! #TshwaneYaTima

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

If the day is already starting off like this, Arsenal is definitely taking it

[Premier League @premierleague]

Liverpool have announced the departure of head coach Arne Slot

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

That Friday Feeling

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

How can I like this a 1000 times👌🕺🏽💃

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

🤣

[SuperSport Football ⚽️ @SSFootball]

The African champions have named their 26 who will be looking to secure the world title 🏆

This is Morocco's 2026 FIFA World Cup squad 💪

#EverythingCanWait #DStvFIFAWorldCup2026

[mktblueprint @mktblueprint1]

Bazalwane😁...

I’ve contributed R12 000 to my TFSA so far this year, mainly through monthly contributions.
I just realized that if I add another R2 500 now, I’ll officially be on track to max out the new R46 000 annual limit 🇿🇦📈
Honestly excited about this because I’ve never maxed out my TFSA in any tax year before.
Small, consistent investments really do add up over time.

[LaMonareng @LolaMonareng]

it’s an election year so parties will be giving away new skippas

[#PianoGenius @KK_KingKokii]

office jumping, whole time you’re on hold 💔

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

If you like what you read, follow Gandalv on Substack:

https://t.co/M6CNAnz656

[khanki @TboozeSA]

The City of Jo’burg once invested R2.5 million in owls to combat rodent infestations in Alex. Abahlali said, 'Not on our watch.' They killed them all in a week.

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

😭😭😭

[Proudly South African 🇿🇦 @SayEntrepreneur]

The salary you ACTUALLY need to drive these 2026 cars brand-new & comfortably (20% rule, 10% deposit, 0% balloon):

● VW Polo Vivo: R34K/pm
● ​Hyundai i20: R40K/pm
● ​VW Polo Hatch: R50K/pm
● ​Toyota Corolla Cross: R58K/pm
● ​Omoda C5: R60K/pm
● ​BMW 1 Series: R88K/pm
● ​BMW X1: R98K/pm
● ​VW Golf 8 GTI: R102K/pm
● ​Ford Ranger XLT: R108K/pm
● ​BMW 3 Series: R125K/pm
● ​BMW X3: R140K/pm
● ​Toyota Hilux Legend: R145K/pm

The average SA salary is around R26K/pm. By this rule, the "right" new car is a Suzuki Swift or Toyota Vitz (under R220K).

Not a Polo. Not a Golf. Not a Ranger.

If your income doesn't match the car, swallow your pride and buy 2nd hand. Avoid balloon payments! 🇿🇦💀

Let’s argue. 👇

[S m a u g @MbaliMastermind]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

IM CRYING! 😂😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

A new name etched into Premier League history.

🖋️ Mikel Arteta

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

MuSEVENi for real !

[𝓑𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝓓z𝒐𝒍𝒍🩰 @ThatgirlLee__]

Ngoba lezinto ziphatha abantu abaflayayo. Thina sihlala eMzansi waya waya

[DENETRIC MALOPE 🇿🇦 @denetric_malope]

The Idea of me paying R15k for a UK visa when they can just come in our country for free still doesn’t make sense to me.