Who? Call me Sol.

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

Upon returning from a vacation from Twitter, I find I have instead landed on planet X, which seems apropos in this time when the restructuring is well underway, becoming a world that is increasingly unrecognizable to anyone who had the fortune to know the before times.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@SassySculptor @budlight @AnheuserBusch #budlight - terrible beer for terrible people with a terrible idea of what is right and what is wrong

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@GeorgeTakei Don't boycott #BudLight because of this - boycott it because it's a shitty beer only popular because of marketing. Those who think it's good are the same easily manipulated morons who think Trump is great.
All bud brands are inferior - nasty taste, hangovers and headaches.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

The best in the biz!

[Brian Regan @BrianReganComic]

Up to the Northeast in two weeks! Tix at https://t.co/crWHGO9P1n!

6/21 - Hyannis, MA - @CCMelodyTent
6/22 - Manchester, NH - @PalaceTheatreNH
6/23 - New London, CT - @gardeartscenter
6/24 - Torrington, CT - @WarnerCT
6/25 - Lancaster, PA - @AMTShows

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@BrianReganComic @CCMelodyTent @PalaceTheatreNH @gardeartscenter @WarnerCT @AMTShows Get your tickets before it's sold out! Such a great show - I went not expecting anything new, but was treated to a show that was fresh and funnier than ever. He just keeps getting better with age, and last night proved yet again why Brian is the Best!

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@BrianReganComic @Sherman_Theater Great show! I wish I could have met you afterward to thank you in person for a great night of laughs for me and my mom, but also to thank you for carrying me through tough times. Laughter is truly the best medicine - your comedy cures cancer ( but not a broken femur, alas)

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@blueheartedly Absolutely

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@ChrisNowinski1 @danawhite @TBSNetwork What a waste of life.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@MarshallJulius 3 fingers back

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@MetastaticM Tweetbait

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@DancinLionheart @mariana057 "Oil can what?"
My favorite line of the movie.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@PastorAlexLove I'm sorry, that's not Jesus - that's just me on my nightly walk. Occasionally I glow.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@anna_c_cronin Disgruntled Americans here as well. Hard to watch the 'Great Dumbing Down", ongoing for decades.
Abbrev.? BS, NYT.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@rfc_1885 @nytimes Oh, oy knawr, roight?

Is Maths acceptable?

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@AlanPhillips7 Abbreviations?! OK, BS, NYT!
How low the bar has fallen, across the board.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@PastorAlexLove Ad you're shoehorning Jesus into this how?

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@marionomadic @philster612 @PastorAlexLove Jesus walked on a sandbar.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@laurenboebert You can go to hell with your disingenuous prayers, along with all the other idiots who use God to denigrate, and legislate against LGBTQ, then call for "prayers". Hypocrites, all.

[Who? Call me Sol. @MCHoffner]

@GoldBlooded79 Halloween, no contest.

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@JMeanypants My daughter had that hair - we never cut it, but she decided to chop it off and donate it to Locks of Love ❤️.