ReluctantAsparagus

Just trying to get through the day.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@pieandbov Wee update - I did the online ticket / form with the SFA and they were able to get a code for me from their end (still not sending via the app) approx 24hr turnaround.
@ScottishFA - shouldn’t have been an issue but appreciate you sorting it.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@pieandbov Yes - both me and my young lad - no email to say the tickets are ready and nothing on the app, actually can’t get into the app now either. It wont send me the registration code. Have raised a ticket with the SFA. Weirdly comforting that it’s not just us affected 😂

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@pieandbov Thanks Sandy, have tried that but doesn’t seem to have helped unfortunately

[Alana🦩 @alanamo19]

Loanhead Ladies FC, a growing women’s football team based in Midlothian.

We're looking for local businesses to support our 2025 season through sponsorship – helping us cover essentials like team kits, matchday travel, and facility hire.

#sponsorship #football 👇

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@films_that Airheads (1994) - I love it but whenever I mention it to people they’ve not seen it.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@DundeeFC As usual operating on another fucking planet. Horrendous decision making. Again.

[Warmworks @Warmworks]

We have an opportunity for an experienced and driven Retrofit Technical Manager to join our team. This exciting new role will see you join our business as we grow and develop our industry-leading Retrofit Centre of Excellence.
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[Business Fives @BusinessFives]

Welcome to @Warmworks at the #EdinburghBusinessFives! Best of luck supporting The Trussel Trust today.

Let’s make it count for charity! ⚽🎯

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@TheAshPreston On this occasion ‘could’ and ‘should’ align perfectly. Tremendous work!

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@haxton87

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Will Ferrell’s blooper outtake from “Eastbound & Down” is up there with hardest acting challenges ever.

Danny McBride and Craig Robinson use every bit of willpower to not laugh as Ferrell tries to break them.

Robinson told Vulture about the experience:

➡️ “I remember standing there, trying to keep it together. I’m busting a brain vessel trying to stare in the face and eyes of Danny McBride, while Will Ferrell is deliberately trying to murder us, trying to ruin the take.

You know, talking about [doing Ferrell’s voice], ‘My plums have a bluish hue. Sun dancing off them just right. And my son Gabriel!’…

You got to understand this was all new, fresh stuff — like, what the frick?! And he’s laughing and checking in on us. Oh man, it was a beautiful day of laughter.

But I felt horrible. I was trying, man. I was trying so hard. Tears came down my eyes.” ⬅️

Over 50x views, this clip has a 100% hit rate of making me lose it too lol

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@AbzPodcast Ref must have a hangover. Absolute disgrace

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@LewisB237 @SmnLlyd5 @scottcd23 There’s definitely not much self awareness, that’s for sure.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@Tim_Vickery This shouldn’t even be a conversation

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@LewisB237 @thesefootytimes My favourite type of player; sublime talent, bit of a car crash off the field.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

Simultaneously the best - and worst - thing I’ve seen recently. Surreal.

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Cilla Black performing Eye of the Tiger in a local leisure centre and beating up a 12 year old. Everyone involved in this should be in The Hague.

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@LewisB237 love it!

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Incredible 9 darter in a pub league, absolute limbs

The glass collector walking right through the middle of them 😭 pub darts is undefeated

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@LewisB237 some boi

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Brazilian striker Romario was an absolute shagger.

In the words of one teammate, “He was only interested in two things: football and fucking.”

From gangland kidnappings to corrupting Ronaldo, this is the story of randy Rom...

[ReluctantAsparagus @MccaffertyEwan]

@haxton87 @ScotlandNT @HampdenPark @bigfeedgla Good that they are trying something different, doubt the bus will be early enough though