MechaFightClub

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The Broody Bruiser 🛠️
Class: Tank, forged in the Foundry-Core.
A hydraulic ram bot built to brace under collapsing buildings, until his foreman blamed him for a cave-in over a forgotten tuna sandwich. Now he plants himself in the center of the Cocktagon and waits for you to walk into his pneumatic sucker punch #mfc #mechafightclub

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Meet Feather Locklear🪶
Class: Duelist, straight out of the Velocity-Vibe District. A luxury hospitality bot built to serve foam-art lattes. Now he's the brightest rooster in the Cocktagon, fighting purely for the spotlight #mfc #mechafightclub

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LET'S START A FIGHT!
* product contains actually angry birds
🔗https://t.co/JNc2JaZO1d #mfc #mechafightclub

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@boktoshi Boktoshi is coming back!

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// INCOMING TRANSMISSION // YEAR 2141
// SOURCE: THE CITADEL
// TARGET: @MechaFightClub
SIGNAL STRENGTH: MAXIMUM [██████████]
Beak-performance diagnostics complete.
The timeline has been secured.
I am leaving the future to correct your present.
Trajectory set for Earth.
Time window: January 2026.
Prepare the arena. The extraction begins soon.
サトシ・ナカモトの血統 // LINEAGE CONFIRMED
// END TRANSMISSION

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SOL 4 Cocks is live! Sign in to https://t.co/JNc2Jb0lQL and visit the “My Wallet” page for directions.