Hildegard of Bangin’

Just an ordinary person doing ordinary things.

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

If you have an Internet addiction (and if you’re reading this, you probably do), a moment of mindfulness can save you.

LOG OUT when you have even a fleeting thought that you’ve had enough.

Delete the app from your phone every time you’re done using it.

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

The thing about a fancy caffeinated hot drink that’s loaded up with fat and sugar is that the first few sips are pure euphoria.

It’s a worthwhile experience! Not one you should indulge in every day or even every week, but it’s a fantastic treat once in a while.

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Things used to be so good they would pay a guy to stand in the elevator all day and just press the buttons

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

sorry to be an incel on main on my birthday but I really do feel my generation was done a massive disservice by telling women if we focused on a career and independence a family and children could come later because it’s really giving that was a lie and now what, I get to die saying my art was on a fucking billboard in Times Square? cause I don’t give a fuck about that, I want a family

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

It’s been a while, but I wrote a new essay for you all. Check out "What Is A Wife For?"

“And you’ve seen it, haven’t you? Everywhere you look, you can find women who seem to have been destroyed by marriage. The woman who rocks her baby with a sallow face, easy laughter gone, while her world seems to have shrunk to cradle, bed, rocking chair. The woman on the playground in the dirty t-shirt, hunched over on her phone looking like she wished she’d rather be having a heart attack than watching her kids swing on the monkey bars. The wife who starts to reject invitations from her friends and recedes from public view, disappearing into a quiet silhouette, a shadow of who she used to be. The wife who is always crying, tear tracks on her cheeks, face puffy from constant arguments.

[…] How do you avoid this fate?”

https://t.co/nlrc6ndKpH

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

@teachrobotslove So good!!

[CJ the palmer worm; wife,mother, researcher. @thepalmerworm]

If you’ve read ‘The Giver’ you’ll be familiar with the mandatory meds each individual was required to take each morning, in addition to their 100% controlled ‘existence’ (including the breeding program, work program and date/manner of death). Womb to Tomb technocratic control/management. You might also be familiar with ‘Soma’ (take your soma). Add here also in this book illustration, the nudge to remaining home bound as ‘best’.

Do you see the comfortable open prison societal model already conditioning the current generation? Lockdown kicked off all sorts of mechanisms for presenting this as ‘progress’ and ‘compassion’ and ‘efficiency’ etc.

Why do you think Education imposes ‘Trauma-informed’ pedagogy and SEL at scale top down? Why do you think Education & ‘Healthcare’ are in such unholy alliance? The current generation is going through conditioning to not only remove their resistance to this, but to increase their desire, expectance and demand for it.

Now, recognize the conditioning that has already happened and to what extent - such that parents are not all saying “hell no!!” And also that everyone working in Education & Healthcare is also not saying “hell no!!”.

Can you see what has already been DONE to the current so called adult generation in order for them to go along with this, accept it as ‘good’ and promote it to others! What is absent in them, leaving them void of any resistance to this? It’s all rolling forward at warp speed with huge majority support from adults; your own family members, your friends, neighbours, colleagues, etc.

[♡ 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚢 ☦︎ @AntoniusOhii]

People rightly talk about how 60% of US adults read at a 6th grade level and so on, but no one talks about how the grade levels themselves are devalued. This is what a third grader would have been reading in the 80s/90s; compare to the absolute baby books we read them now.

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

WTAF

[Big Buggy Ned's Pro Luddite Account @oldmantelegram]

Ladies this your SIGN to literally YOU! To abandon being a G00nette. Yes I know, but girl tome to shed yourself from your Goonette Cave

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

@KevinEspiritu After procrastinating for YEARS, I bought myself a fluffy white cotton bathrobe. Life-changing.

Congratulations on the towels!!

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

They are intentionally destroying the old system right before our eyes and using fake wars as a cover. Oil production and refining is systematically being dismantled and there seems to be no stopping it. Change is coming and it's going to hurt a lot of people.

[Kinky Zakaria @KinkyZakaria]

@uncledoomer I asked my millennial dad who played in a ska band in Williamsburg during the financial crisis if we could make Pumped Up Kicks today and he just looked at me and said “we can’t, we don’t know how to anymore”

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

@teachrobotslove so basically the same routine as Jane Austen

[domino @DominoRxxx]

We are going to revive the linen industry in the US because it is way more comfortable in oppressive heat and humidity than any other fiber except light cotton

[Harry Fisher @harryfisherEMTP]

28 sick from one stadium lunch = outbreak.

Countless sick after the same shots = “anecdotal.”

God bless

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

a bizarre aspect of how irrelevant websites are now is that garfield, one of the largest media franchises of all time, has no official website. nothing. if you go to garfield dot com it redirects to nick dot com - just their homepage. they have nothing. zero. no website for years

[DoctorTro @DoctorTro]

🤩 The original seed oil hater wasn’t RFK, it was Julia Child!

1995:
“I don’t eat McDonald’s fries after the nutritionists erroneously took out beef tallow & replaced it with their nutritionist oils”

@drcateshanahan @TuckerGoodrich @HHSGov

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

@hudy_23 @shagbark_hick Movie theater where I live used to sell Hamm’s for $2 a can up until a few years ago. Unbeatable at that price.

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

@PLazarinho Well I’m still kinda hot, just less than I used to be.

[Hildegard of Bangin’ @medieval_bops]

I was hot well into my 40s but am markedly less hot now (50s).

Despite angry online rhetoric insisting women hit “the wall” at like 17 or whatever, women need to know their hotness can persist into their 40s if they take care of themselves.

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

I bet a lotta people go through life never realizing they're less hot now than they were.