megan

she/her - twitter just doesn’t hit differently anymore

[crunchy vegan 🥬 @bbeansandrice]

It’s a no bones today for me

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL!

[American Eagle @AEO]

Did we try putting it in rice for a few hours?

[Taco Bell Canada 🇨🇦 @TacoBellCanada]

RT if your order isn't complete without Cinnabon Delights.

[megan @megcote]

Why would I ever choose to live ocean side in Atlantic Canada or in the beautiful mountains and trails out West when I could just live in Windsor and be close to a Target

[crunchy vegan 🥬 @bbeansandrice]

It’s rude to comment on someone’s weight and eating habits. This also includes people who are vegan, no matter how nutrient deficient you assume I am. I’m healthy, please stop.

[CBC Windsor @CBCWindsor]

Effective tomorrow, fully vaccinated Canadians and permanent residents — those who have had a full course of a COVID-19 vaccine approved for use in Canada — will be able to skip the 14-day quarantine.

https://t.co/vBZ1m86SKs

[crunchy vegan 🥬 @bbeansandrice]

Who hacked my cats Instagram

[Crocs @Crocs]

Sport mode isn’t a trend it’s a lifestyle

[megan @megcote]

@SaraHarper5 You know my legs are shaved and moisturized with @lushcosmetics products

[megan @megcote]

Yeah I could snort cocaine, or I could snort some adorable Bundt cake recipes from my Country Living magazines next to my essential oil diffuser on a Sunday evening wearing satin pajamas

[crunchy vegan 🥬 @bbeansandrice]

The amount of people afraid of the vaccine but will do random drugs from a person they don’t know is astronomical

[sam 🕊 @hsltfalling]

@Crocs I'm still processing my emotions

[megan @megcote]

@Crocs Not me waiting on the webpage since 8am thinking it was going to help my chance to get non existent crocs 🤡🤡🤡

[blue @noctblues]

Yeah

[megan @megcote]

Anyone else have those Facebook friends that are super annoying and oblivious but you won’t delete them because they share the stupidest most uninformed shitposts and you want to stay aware of the dumbies in the world lmao

[megan @megcote]

@SaraHarper5 I think mcdonalds meal deals are inconvenient because I don’t want a breakfast hash brown but I like the good bargain

[megan @megcote]

Lets normalize tweeting all your thoughts and personal problems like we all did in 2016 I got plenty of shit to complain about