『 ＵＮＩ 』

「I’m an 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, I’m really strong.」『#HDNRP』— Uni’s Tech Nut: @PapuruShisuta.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

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「𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍
⠀𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆-
⠀𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒈𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒌, 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒚𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉.」
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[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

I don’t know—
When I picked you up a few days ago, you were ridiculously light…

My gun might very well weigh less than you..

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Just because you goddesses are freakishly strong doesn't mean I'm light to normal people!

I weigh just about as much as two small children, that's no small potatoes!

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

A few pounds…

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Hell no, way more than that!

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

A few ounces, then…

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Pretty sure I could drink three times my body weight without much issue, actually—

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

After what? A few ounces?

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Oi, I don't get THAT rowdy when I drink!

...Maybe a little frisky from time to time, but that's it, honest!

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Fulfilling obligations.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“Warechu is talking about Ice Cream and booze night.

Don’t fucking have ice cream and booze night with him. He’ll drink you under the table. Then things get weird.”

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Your alcoholism isn’t illegal or anything.
Only the resulting disorderliness.

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Pencil pushing ain't exactly my idea of fun...

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

We allow fun…

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

I forgot that your nation doesn't allow fun—

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Sounds like something an alcoholic would say.

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

You don't have to be an alcoholic to enjoy booze...

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

I’m not an alcoholic.

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Never had an ice cream and booze night, huh?

I have one of those every week—

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Wh—

[𝑶𝑯 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻, 𝑨 𝑹𝑨𝑻 !! @FeminineWarez]

Agreed.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

If only.

[𝓝𝓮𝓹𝓰𝓮𝓪𝓻 @PapuruShisuta]

Should stay like that forever.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Undeniably...

[𝓝𝓮𝓹𝓰𝓮𝓪𝓻 @PapuruShisuta]

The absolute sweetest of dreams, too~

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

@CELIBATEHER0 Mm..?

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

A month of summer left...

No use letting it go to waste.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Nothing comes to mind... 💧

[ꕤ༘ ┈─ 𖧷 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 @gyaruiisms]

yup. anything.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Is there anything to help with?

It's just a case of restlessness...

[ꕤ༘ ┈─ 𖧷 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 @gyaruiisms]

but she's here to help. what does she want?

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

She's not looking for pity...

[ꕤ༘ ┈─ 𖧷 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 @gyaruiisms]

poor girl.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

Can't sleep...

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

@VertHDN it's been like 12 hours, so probably no point now.

[『 ＵＮＩ 』 @MegamiMarksman]

// Something tiny poked my eye, and it's been hurting all day...

Guh...