Megan

I remember this exists like twice a year.

[Megan @megarello]

I think the only reason to be on this app at this point is to make sure this never leaves the internet’s memory. Or @elonmusk ‘s.

[Megan @megarello]

For a generation that idolizes Shrek, we tragically underuse the onion emoji 🧅

[Megan @megarello]

My kingdom for a @suecothechild and @charlottesands collab ❤️‍🩹💙

[Megan @megarello]

Why do I feel like we’ve been collectively complaining about how miserable printers are for, like, the entirety of their existence, and they’re still the worst piece of technology we have?

[Megan @megarello]

Family snuggle moments before work, when the teeth and screaming don’t exist yet 👹

[tracy rosenthal @tracyrosenthal_]

new plan tho

[Megan @megarello]

If you asked me what the grossest intended-for-ingestion substance on the planet was, I literally don’t think I could say anything besides Nyquil. What the fuck.

[Megan @megarello]

This is the one T__T

https://t.co/iQg9J1cYQN

[Megan @megarello]

Intended vibe anyway 🦇

[Megan @megarello]

Shoutout to @Wendys for having the best Facebook page and simultaneously absolute worst app of all time. I am impressed and annoyed.

[Megan @megarello]

Can we be done with winter?
-as it’s barely been winter

[Megan @megarello]

Petition for @edgarwright to direct every movie ever. #LastNightInSoho was a blast

[Megan @megarello]

I need a live action Totally Spies with Keanu Reeves, Nic Cage, and Owen Wilson.

[Megan @megarello]

#NewProfilePic

[Megan @megarello]

@MeghanRaeAllDay

[Megan @megarello]

Penny Dreadful should have just been called Sadbois.

[Megan @megarello]

*only because I’m watching the Snyder cut and tell me that thing doesn’t look like Moth Man.

[Megan @megarello]

I want an X-Men or Watchmen style “Moth Men” series where a group of moth men either save or terrorize a city.