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[Patsy McGlynn @PatsyMcGlynn]

The one where we are all heartbroken 💔 #RIPMathewPerry

[Kelley Bayern @KelleyBayernWX]

Record snowfall in Portland yesterday with 10.8" measured. Yesterday now goes down as the snowiest day in February and second all-time snowiest day in Portland since the 1940s. 🤯❄️ #orwx #PDX @KOINNews

[Lisa Bloom @LisaBloom]

We interrupt the news about the Monterey Park mass shooting to cover the Half Moon Bay mass shooting.

Because we have lost our fucking minds.

The Second Amendment, like slavery and subjugation of women, was one of our founders’ worst 18th century ideas.

Repeal it.

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@RonFilipkowski

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@MollyJongFast #cocaine

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Bye, Twitter. Fuck you, Elon.

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@KATUNews So do it. Enough talking. Just like the houseless situation…. There’s a lot of talking and no “doing”.

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@thepursuinglife This! #PinksReds

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@AJ_McCord

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@yoda Best tweet of the year!! 😆🤣😂

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@Oregonian Lollie, Goldendoodle, 7 years old

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@Gift_DNS @SydenhamStekkie @melissaxdavis_ Here’s some real data. Get the fucking shot.

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@Oregonian No. You stupid fuck.

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@PrimeVideo Clicker

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@HuffPost @MeghanMcCain called @ChrisCuomo a snowflake?? Pot... Kettle. I thought they had fired her? Soon I guess. Buh bye.

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@georgehahn What in the f*@k is wrong with that woman?! Deranged lunatic bully.

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@CDCgov Grocery store??

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@ECMcLaughlin Amazing!! Keep going, sweetie! I was sober March of 2019 until August 2020... Maybe the best 16 months of my life. I'm two weeks in now. 🤗