mell

[mell @mellisharahamut]

bitches be bonkers

[Harmony @papalaps__]

Sorry I can’t attend, I have a zaboca riping home

[jynx @miiagarro]

"you bringing up old shit" no bitch i'm exposing a pattern

[katara @katslly]

please use ur entire brain when speaking to me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me thinking if I should buy a product after reading 2 bad reviews and 1452 good ones

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

No, Microsoft Teams, I'm not away. I'm still at my desk, disassociating and contemplating my life choices.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu contando tudo o que gastei neste mês e me dando conta de que ninguém me roubou dinheiro

[Baby Pana @BabyPana23]

Never let a company convince you that being overworked is proof that you are valuable.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.

[7rq @gloccnim]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[𝐒.🍸 @SheaShee]

I miss the old prices of everything 😩

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

the first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that i’m at work. 😭

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m very lazy but I actually work really hard. I can’t explain it 😭

[Miss Juno.💕 @_JunoYouCole]

i want my whole paycheck to be for me. 😭😭 i hate sharing it with bills.

[Andy Dasani🤍 @AndaniinJapan]

Getting older is realizing 9 PM is actually pretty late.

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood

[jas @jjashole]

please, i don’t wanna work anymore 😔 but i need money

[ᶜʳᶠ @rn_2_]

meu salário não é suficiente pra todos os meus planos