Melz...Maybe {parody}

IYKYK too much, probably. Not a real person and all other necessary disclaimers. (21+) (Not Paying Attention)

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

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[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

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[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

New obsession... Damiano David. That is all.

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@ViciousPrick I don't have notifications on here. Eagles won! Besides that the country is fucked. How's you?

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

I woke up and chose violence today.

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

*Shakes off the dust* Sorry, y'all.

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@TreyMJacobs *Tries and fails to stifle a whimper as my gaze devours your form.* Dayum. Is it possible you've gotten more perfect?

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@TreyMJacobs That'd be it. *Sinks my teeth into my bottom lip as my eyes drop caressingly down your taught torso.*

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@WereDominicGray It's so cringy and intrusive. Like, chill, mommy issues!

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

Jesus Christ, you don't open the app for a few days, and it's an infestation of porn bots.

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@TreyMJacobs *Purses my lips knowingly, pulling my legs up, tucked close.* I was picturing your preferred boat wear. But, I might need you to refresh my memory.

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@TreyMJacobs Not really what's on my mind at the moment. *Grins, stretching my arms over my head.*

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@TreyMJacobs *Snickers, glancing at the stack* I may have gone overboard thinking about our escape...er, vacation. *Laughs*

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@TreyMJacobs *Grins big, arms wrapped around your neck, feet swinging*

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@ViciousPrick Imagine this being all you have to get fired up about...

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@TreyMJacobs That's my master plan. *Maniacal laughs before desolving into giggles, melting against your chest*

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@TreyMJacobs Because hide and seek! *Laughs, tugging you to me, my arms wrapping around your neck* And to get you into a compromising position... win/win.

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@NessVicious I gotchu.

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

You totally baited that.

[Thorn Vicious-Masen @ViciousPrick]

SHE SAID HER RP BOYFRIEND FUCKS BETTER THAN ME!

[Melz...Maybe {parody} @melzwithabite]

@TreyMJacobs *Reaches a finger through the hanging clothes, crooking it at you.* Here, Wolfie...