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[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

I got a round face chubby waist thick thighs outta shape

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

“Do you have a restroom?” No we just piss and shit ourselves wherever.

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

someone legit just tried to pay for tequila with a healthnet card like bitch, tf?

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

I really want to give people the benefit of the doubt, but working in retail has shown me that people are genuinely stupid.

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

I remember when everyone used to dress like hippies at Coachella, and now people dress like twacked out aliens

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

Applying to jobs while at your job: a whole new level of not giving a fuck.

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

Why can’t mf’s just be quiet in the break room?

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

I’m more stingray when I got money smh

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

Why does the women’s restroom at work smell like boiling crab? 😭

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

It makes my day better knowing that my carne asada has fun🧡

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

Some of y’all 👀

[the thick one @astronautkay]

If i say i don’t wanna go, leave it at that. and calling me lame, boring, buzz, etc. is not going to change the fact that I’M NOT GOING.

[Lostradamus 🔮 @atcarlosjimenez]

We asked for Sponge Bob and instead we got Doodle Bob... #PepsiHalftime

[beagle scout @hotchilitofu]

customer: can you check for it in the back?
me: sure!
me, in the back: https://t.co/Sp0Omgepqj

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

Fell asleep watching old @thetimtracker videos, and when I re opened my laptop, this was what greeted me

[memewhore420 @memewhore69]

How you gon’ piss in a public restroom with the door wide open, and then look at me like I’m the crazy one? Dafuq bitch close the door.