Wade Wilson

I joined Twitter to stalk the development of my movie and let you all have the privilege of reading my thoughts.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

US/UK dictionary:
pants: leggy weggies
cat: house lion
refrigerator: foodbox
water: wetting fluid
car: vroomy zoomy
shoe: foot hat

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

you gotta do who you gotta do

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

You're my baerrito @tacobell https://t.co/wO7FCkCnu8

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

If you're a burrito, I'm a burrito.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

good night
sleep tight
don't let the horrible child-eating invisible bed zombie vampires bite

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

#Deadpool: A motherfucker since 1991. #happymamasday

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

With me and Wolverine both dead @Marvel is running out of Canadian representation

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@maneaszy that's why I regret my mutant healing factor ): but getting stabbed by Wolverine & not dying is also good https://t.co/VinZnaHhAn

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

Also @FabianNicieza @robertliefeld do you have joint custody of #Deadpool ? #AskingForAFriend #LoveMePlsDads

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@FabianNicieza @robertliefeld are you proud of your son #Deadpool and his movie deal?

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

Having a mutant healing factor which cancels out the effects of alcohol and drugs #420Regrets

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@tumblr why do you keep changing your layout do you hate the masses how is Wolverine supposed to maintain his Biebers and Beers blog now?

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Avengers when can my @deadpoolmovie join your squad #BuyMeBack

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Marvel @Avengers Where's the #BlackWidow movie everybody wants to see? #BlackWidowNotSpiderMan

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Avengers ' #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - The Almighty Johnsons

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Avengers ' #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - Freaks and Geeks

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Daredevil 's #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - Marco Polo

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@Iron_Man 's #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - Inspector Gadget

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@CaptainAmerica 's #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - Great Expectations

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

@CaptainAmerica 's #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow - A Different World

[Wade Wilson @mercwithamovie]

From Dusk Till Dawn #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow