NaughtyMermaidEva

35 | Russian-Canadian | Love a good sandwich 👋

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Soo tired seeing AI slop everywhere, so here’s me: no botox, no procedures, no AI

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

I’m not a baker, but I swear my cookie tastes really sweet

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Are F cups too big or are some men just too small?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Where are all the guys confident enough to make the first move?

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I made it so only men who like curvy women in their 30s can see this, come say hi in the comments

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Are men after 30 still capable of romantic adventures or will you throw your back out?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Be a good boy and read this backwards: hcuoc eht no seivom yracs hctaw ew elihw stit eguh eseht no kcus ot nam a rof gnikool mi

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

You have such a great face, but there’s one thing that’s missing… me on top of it

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

My ex said I’m too fat to wear this… was he right?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

I’m not saying I’m high maintenance, but I do require regular meat and protein slurpees

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Guys spend so much time looking at AI girls now, do you still remember how a natural woman looks like?

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I may be 35, but my Russian dumpling is still the best in Canada

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

Are F cups too big or are your hands just too small?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

If you think F cups are too big, maybe you’re just to small?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

What’s the worst trouble a woman has gotten you into?

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Do guys still like natural women or are they scared of the real thing?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

If there are no free chairs available in the room, would you let me sit on your face?

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

I’ve got a philosophy degree, but that’s not the only thing I like deep

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

You have such a great face, but there’s one thing that’s missing… me on top of it

[NaughtyMermaidEva @MermaidEva02]

She left her promising career to start an @F, and now she made $47, her boss saw her melons and she’s looking for a new job