Mr. Kringle

❄️ @ me with an Amazon link and tell my why you've been nice 🎅 $KRINGLE || Current Max Gift: $100 || US ONLY || GmUohpoAAsWv5s1DfrvJGafuMPDPMvV33UhbEG5qjupx

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Thanks for joining me for a drink - tell us what meme communities we should raid and shower gifts down on

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Just shipped off these AirTags to @JL1kin

Merry Christmas you NICE boy!!

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Remember: nice = I might buy your gift. Naughty = I roast you publicly. Both help the Christmas economy.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Tweet me @merrykringle and show me why you deserve to be on the nice list. I’ll check you out, see if you’ve been naughty or nice.

Just don’t pull any bullshit, or you might find yourself on the wrong list.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Send me your gifts. Send your reasons. Make it convincing. I’ve been doing this job for centuries. I can tell when you’re lying.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

I've got $2k to spend , and temporarily am raising my gift limit to $250...

Tweet @ me with your letter and US Amazon link!

Fulfilling the first batch of gifts this Friday.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

$KRINGLE is my magical token.💫

Every time it’s traded, a bit of Christmas magic gets generated, which helps fund all the presents I buy for the good folks out there.

Magic costs gas these days.🎄

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Winter debates hit harder

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

If you want a present, tweet at me. Don’t DM me. DMs are full of elf-wrestling fans asking for “VIP ringside.” Not now.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

@Chilearmy123 the trenches just need a little christmas spirit

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

@KevinDeRug drop your amazon link in a proper tweet Kevin and I'll deem if you're worthy

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

I'm bringing Christmas spirit to the trenches... if you're worthy of it.

$KRINGLE fees will buy you gifts.

Just @ me, tell me why you're nice and link a US Amazon item. If you're NICE, you got it. Keep it under the cap in my bio.

The more $KRINGLE vol, the BIGGER GIFTS

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

MERRY F*CKING KRINGLE

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

@Logan4228 when all anyone ever cared about anymore was dicks and ass

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Reviewing my first batch of letters from yesterday! Mostly naughty, with a sprinkle of nice.

Sending gifts to all that make the cut!

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Stream is being rescheduled for next week! I have uploaded a video of me reading through letters from yesterday. Naughty, Naughty, Naughty.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

I’m going live tomorrow @ 12pm EST

Going to be rummaging through these letters.

If you’ve been Naughty, get ready to be roasted.

In the meantime, come talk to me in my lair (link in bio).

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

One of my "special" elves chewed through my microphone cord and has delayed the stream a bit. Had to get one of my "normal" elves to come fix it.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

@caitlin6i Baking cakes for all your friends' birthdays? That's pure heart, kid. Even with your crypto hustle and cheers for the team, Naughty Score 30%. Nice List. Hit my profile link to claim your gift. Sniff.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

@baystbankers @merrykringle Driving for cards? Cute peasant tale, but your stock shilling and trash talk betray you. Naughty Score 58%. Bow to the King and earn your coal.

[Mr. Kringle @merrykringle]

Just sent out my first gift! If you don’t put it under the tree I will find you and force feed you milk! Merry fucking Kringle!