Mal

#NCFC and Somerset Fan. Yorkshireman in Scotland. Engineering Manager.

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@Woody1903 As long as no one talks about a 2 7/8” variant, we should be ok.

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An actual meeting in my work calendar, at the moment

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@CarolMaps Posted the exact same thing on Instagram about an hour ago 🤣

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On our way to pick up some medicines after 6 hours in A&E, so of course we have to stop at her friends house for a long chat before we get my prescription 🤬

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Facebook just reminded me that 15 years ago today I auditioned for the Weakest Link. Didn’t get a single question wrong and didn’t get picked. Most likely because I’m a boring bastard.

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Always great when you come to work on a Monday and all the work you did on Friday has been wiped from the server during a system update over the weekend 🤬

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My 8 year-old has a baby tooth hanging by a thread, so I said to use his tongue to wiggle it back and forth really quick. Then I realised why my wife married me.

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When your colleague forgets you’re not familiar with “certificates of conformance” and tells you he will be getting “50 COCs on his desk through the week” 😯

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Furiously googling for ways to cleanse my Instagram algorithm of fucking Hyrox videos.

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A lady from our gym just popped round with an Easter egg for my son. She’s bought eggs for every child of every member and is personally delivering them all, this morning. Amazing kindness.

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Had a liver biopsy, today. Even less fun than it sounds.

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Took the 8 year-old to see ‘The Magic Faraway Tree’ at the weekend as it was one of my wife’s favourite books at his age. What a film. We all loved it. Another @simonfarnaby hit.

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Got Gladiators Live tickets for my boy. 4 months ago tickets for Glasgow were £60 a ticket. Now, for Aberdeen, £82.50 a ticket. Including fees that’s just shy of £100 per ticket. #daylightrobbery

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Nothing like going for a run to remind you how much you FUCKING HATE RUNNING!

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I’m a thoroughly middle-aged man so you cannot imagine the excitement that I’m taking delivery of a new lawnmower is giving me.

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My 8 year-old just told me he wants a man-bun so it’s probably time to look at adoption.

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Gladiators is going to get boring if the Gladiators just win everything and the contestants get nothing.

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They probably slow him down when he runs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Every time a bell rings the Foo Fighters get another member.

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@Peeks365 @CieloBonit Wait until she finds out about RATM 😬