The Mets

#TeamCozzi

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Style tips, by Gnocchi®️ @jonnydelco]

If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My cousin crushed his teacup chihuahua with a fushigi ball

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Can't wait for the Senate hearings:

Senator: President Clinton, why were you on the island?

Clinton: Same reason you were, Senator.

Senator: My time is up.

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[Jesse Sandretzky @JSandretzky]

After a lot of thought, I’m excited to announce my commitment to @LinfieldFB thank you for believing in me! I’d like to thank my teammates, coaches, friends, and family. I’m excited to be a WILDCAT😼💜❤️ @SumnerFootball @coachbelliott

[Darius Butler @DariusJButler]

Yall let me know the next time you see this. Then we’ll start comparing.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Steelers are now the only undefeated team in the AFC (6-0) 🔥 @brgridiron

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

*All classes are online now*

Lunch ladies:

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@LosMurillo126 I got Jesus gettin a stop

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@zee_the_creator my bad, I accidently pressed follow and liked all her pics, my phone trippin

[Logan Rayburn @logan_c_rayburn]

I need something bigger than all caps to accurately express the anger I feel for people who casually ride bikes in the middle of the road.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

[KIERAH @kierqh]

We’re literally about to uncover the largest sex trafficking ring in the world THIS IS HUGE and nobody gives a damn because your brains are controlled by the media and the media doesn’t want you to know that your favorite celebs that you worship and stalk are all pedos 🤒🤧

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

‘WE GOT LONDON ON THE TRACK’

[Chris Beffa #EndtheGenocide🍉🇵🇸 #AbolishIce🚫🧊 @chrisbeffa]

Ghislaine Maxwell is being moved to the same prison where Jeffrey Epstein was suicided.

You literally couldn’t make this shit up.

[saw ur tweet… u ok? @thicc_puppie]

what we mean when we say god-tier