michaelalsop

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@Verizon Done

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@Verizon I have a landline utility
box on my property that I need moved
Who do I contact about that?

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@VerizonSupport I have a landline utility
box on my property that I need moved
Who do I contact about that?

[James Cat @TSLAFanMtl]

Elon dacing has historically been very good for Tesla.

😉

$TSLA

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@Clayton_king This has Gotta be so awesome for you!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@POTUS Starts with a T
Ends with an A
ESL in the middle

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@Clayton_king Tell them to get off their tippy toes!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Monologue! 💫 @elonmusk

[Gary Black @garyblack00]

$TSLA needs to hire a head of PR if it wants to keep the media honest, and in turn sell more cars.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

Wish I would get a response from Whoop why my strap isn’t working @whoop had it less than 6 months and already dead

[Alicia @AliciaH113]

Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound?

[Reminiscences of an American Capitalist @4Awesometweet]

Apple car details:

The car will cost $44,000

The cables to charge the car will cost $4,400
And become obsolete every two years

😉

#apple #applecar
$aapl

[TheTennisHub @thetennishub_]

Update:

- #doge has been pumped a lot by @elonmusk and the #dogearmy
- It’s consolidated perfectly at 0.053
- Will we rise again all day
- Big pump again at 9PM EST
- #Dogecoinarmy 💪
- Rt to spread ⚡️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No highs, no lows, only Doge

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jeff Bezos Announces He Will Step Down From Amazon To Focus On Being A Bond Villain https://t.co/1aJfh1TOPx

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

$TSLA now at $707.28 📈🔥🚀🤑

[michaelalsop @michaelalsop]

@kcin1122g @onepeloton Was yours delayed?

[Ross Gerber @GerberKawasaki]

Dear restaurant owners. The world has changed and you will have to as well. Please call tesla and make supercharging available. You will have a stream of customers forever. There is a new model for dinning. It’s not going back. $tsla